hi, my names Dev.
Joined July 2011
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26 Dec 2021
“I want to be Jessica day... but without her awkwardness” —me
“Yeah that’s not possible” — my sister”
Thanks, Shan.
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21 Dec 2021
My dog ate half a bag of Hershey kisses yesterday and then today tried to drink spilled soda and caramel popcorn. Does she have a death wish??
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8 Dec 2021
I have now listened to the same song 4 times in a row because I kept forgetting to listen to it.
why am I like this
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6 Dec 2021
Actual audio of me talking to dogs while taking their picture
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6 Dec 2021
On a dating app, a guy’s bio said “they key to my heart: Jesus Christ”
And my brain thought the song, Jesus Christ, by Brand New.
anyway I’m deleting the app
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3 Dec 2021
Had a dream that I met @Harry_Styles, so you can understand why I did not want to wake up
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2 Dec 2021
Someone in a groupchat just said, “I want someone to look at me the way Dev looks at General Tso chicken”
and honestly bud, I hope you find that love. It’s pure.
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2 Dec 2021
-Can I get an abortion?
America: Lol no you’re an incubator now. whore
-Okay can I have healthcare and maternity leave and childcare and housing?
America: absolutely not.
-How are we supposed to…
America: Here’s a gun.
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2 Dec 2021
Sometimes while listening to @arizona, I think about how I accidentally gave my ex a list of song recommendations before I broke up with him.
They were break up songs.
Oops.
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2 Dec 2021
My dad is a pilot and I’m picking him up from work and he just texted me “just parked”
Just casually parked the plane ok I just parked my Honda Accord
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20 Nov 2021
Got the Wendy’s 4 for 4 and I have my fuzzy robe on and I am THRIVING
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4 Nov 2021
My dog might hate the cold more than I do and I feel like that’s enough reason to leave Pennsylvania
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