Fluent in snark and sarcasm, bowler, St Louis Cardinals fan, HR Professional, avid reader, useless knowledge is my forte
Joined September 2011
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Because I give in to peer pressure.
The “analysis” is just pretty much rehashing my profile. However, I guess the roast is correct.
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Wow…just found out a guy I went to school with is the drummer for Gin Blossoms now.
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I can’t believe Nootbaar made that catch because he didn’t have his tongue out.
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There aren’t enough words to describe the value that this start brings to an embattled @Cardinals pitch staff.
Dustin May is saving a depleted bullpen and pitching a beauty in the process. #STLCards
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Dustin May's one-hitter sends the Cardinals to a 3-0 win over the Padres!
The first complete game and shutout of May's MLB career.
Masterful performance.
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True heroes of the game were Dusty Blake and our trainers for getting May ready.
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I love that we scored 3 and also May's number is 3.
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Found our ACE
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DUSTIN MAY COMPLETE GAME ONE-HIT SHUTOUT 🔥
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We are seeing the Dustin May that the Dodgers and Red Sox expected to get.
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