victim of a dream | lover of nuance

Joined June 2012
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Haaland’s pressing is scaryπŸ˜…

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sometimes i really question my degree in international relations🫩
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england lowkey good both in the midfield and attack and in left back position (nico oreilly)
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england midfield is solid
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lovely play bellingham
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anderson i am watching u
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that rapist should never have one good day
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cancelo's still got it man
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messi love watch was insane but Ronaldo's hate watch will feed families.. i hate his botox face,hate his name, hate his fans, hate his existence, hate his mention in my ears, i have sm hatred regarding him you all don't get it him flopping will mean more than birth of my kid
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i didn't even know wissa played for drc but need more of that plsπŸ˜›
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WC pr is different bc ppl are tweeting abt haaland like he a kpop idol
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need to see a nice ass counter goal
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now we’re asking the right questions!! kenan yildiz
Who is the best-looking player at the World Cup? My wife asked me and I'm struggling to give her a definitive answer. Submissions welcome
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bro actually i dont know what i think of haaland like somedays hes hot, somedays hes my bf, somedays hes cute, somedays hes my son that i adopted, somedays hes my pet dog, sometimes hes my beautiful pink, sometimes i ship him & julian alvarez. everyday loving haaland is different
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wrong guy but it's ok
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wo first world cup hattrick hojati touπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ˜›
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😭😭😭😭 same
please lord give me a man with the proportions of erling haaland, im begging you
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goodnight haaland nation over to you ait nouri and co
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what does odegaard even do
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zidane iqbal on the pitch πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°
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wo first world cup hattrick hojati touπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ˜›
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