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Fyne Shytto retweeted
>want to send a reel to me mum
>log onto facebook
>pop in me full address
>want to vent because keir has been a knob lately
>log onto X
>fill in me complete passport details
>fancy a tug on me todger
>log onto improper video site
>it scans me face
>it’s fine it’s all for the kids
Jun 15
🚨 SUMMARY: The UK's social media ban for children from early 2027:
- "User-to-user" apps where people create, share and interact with content (e.g. TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, X, Facebook) will be banned for under-16s
- WhatsApp, Signal and YouTube Kids will be exempt
- Under-16s will also be banned from livestreaming, messaging strangers on gaming apps like Discord and using disappearing messages
- 16 and 17 year olds will face nightly social media curfews and limits on infinite scrolling with more details next month
- AI "romantic companion" chatbots will be banned for under-18s
- Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards
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she’s not carrying the flame 😔
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
Jun 14
breaking: fans of video game are not fans of game, just of video
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California...Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
when ur gooning in the UK but the VPN turns off mid jerk
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
>die in a tragic helicopter accident
>eulogy mentions how we could have churned out more algoslop content
Yeah just pull my plug
Can’t believe I’m actually having to type this. You’re 32 man. You should still be here. You still had so much life to live. So much music to make. So much content to make. You’re a legend and will always be a legend. Still doesn’t feel real. Genuinely feel sick. I love you bro
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
I barely know either of these guys but they have 100s of millions of views, there's a whole other internet out there
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted
JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
She's having an affair with Uncrustable
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
"Sir, they have found affordable Texas BBQ"
Jun 14
ヒューストンにあるローカルなテキサスBBQ店「Ryan's Smokehouse」で食べたブリスケットが最高だった...
アメリカは物価が高い！とか、W杯はお金が！とか、言われてますが、6人でたらふく食べて「60ドル＝9500円」...お会計みて「嘘でしょ？」となりました、安すぎ...
夢にまで見た本場のブリスケット、本場のBBQは最高でした。
#FIFAワールドカップ
#サッカー日本代表
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Fyne Shytto retweeted
Day 28 no gabagool
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