Dad; Biker; Engineering at @Shell; Thoughts are my own.

Joined February 2008
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13 Jan 2023
This means I’m stuck with the twitter iOS app? I already miss @tweetbot and it’s only been 1 day.
The End May Be Nigh for Third-Party Twitter Clients daringfireball.net/linked/20…
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12 Jan 2023
After 4-5 years, my @renpho scale finally died. Before I just buy a new Renpho - any scale recommendations? Anything new I should know about or some favorites? Note: must do the body fat % and metabolic age calcs.
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12 Jan 2023
Follow up: the Renpho scale is great by the way - in case that wasn’t clear.
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1 Dec 2022
My top artists of 2022. Who were yours? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…

25 Nov 2022
Thank you @united for letting me watch the USA game on my flight today! 👍
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Replying to @Raspberry_Pi
@Raspberry_Pi All my friends are leaving and this makes me sad. So I made Bye-Bye Bird. Connected to the Twitter API, it sheds a single tear when someone uses the #RIPTwitter hashtag.
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11 Nov 2022
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2 Nov 2022
Which one of you are being rude right now?
3 Oct 2022
I just saw an Aston Martin and new Corvette drive by in the parking garage, while I’m over here rolling in this…
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Reggie White casually using wide receivers as projectiles x.com/kylesorvick/status/123…

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iOS 16: Settings > Wi-Fi > Edit Do you see any surprises?
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14 Sep 2022
Note to self: Twitter’s compression of this live video was horrible.
14 Sep 2022
Not going to lie - meeting @BetoORourke was cool. I hope he can have a flipped legislature to actually drive real change. Also my daughter talked to him about her first wiggly tooth and he was excited for her.
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11 Sep 2022
. @BetoORourke is coming to Segundo Barrio for an event this week! I’m all signed up and excited.
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Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this
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25 Aug 2022
Jamie Foxx can sound just like Donald Trump 💯😂
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26 Aug 2022
Imagine having a president young enough to know how to party…