here for the right reasons

Joined September 2020
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a bundle of fresh sage from my neighbor :)
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this is such an obnoxious antisocial reply to my post about yogurt. some of you have no social skills
Replying to @hostileworm
Like why do the younger generations need to endorse or provide an ad for every single fucking thing ya consume. If my favorite yogurt isnt available cus u was clout chasing, Im going to find u.
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like first of all i’m old
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i hate when a bitch who barely talks to me anymore slides into my DMs to ask me who i’m subtweeting !!! biggest pet peeve like you are not my friend anymore so you don’t get to know the tea sorry nosy!
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went searching for a kyle richards/lisa vanderpump edit to a chappell roan song and found exactly what i was looking for thank you bravo fandom you get me
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stop showing me this ad i only meet one of these criteria
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i do a tiny bit of dijon mustard and a tiny bit of worcestershire sauce in the roux but other than that yes just S&P!
I can’t stand all that seasoning yall put in and on top of macoroni and cheese. Why is garlic powder, onion powder, sazon, season all, seasoned salt, and a tablespoon of blend in my cheese. The ingredients are in the name… That’s why the next day it’s nothing but oil 😭
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disagree. i would be fully conversing with ricky just cutting it up w him whether or not other people were around
as a person of talking-to-my-dog-in-public experience, I would estimate that 80% of what we say to our dogs in public is for the benefit of passersby
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cute tattoos are permanent accessories, they enhance any look
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unfortunately i’m now obsessed with these yogurts from whole foods that are $4 each and come in cute little periwinkle jars especially the jasmine flavor and the orange blossom honey
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do you ever see your high school classmates with their family on social media and just know their children are demons because they’re being raised by racist freaks?
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i never know what to say to break the ice when i haven’t tweeted for a few days
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i hate men i love my husband i hate the smell of all liquor i love fruity cocktails i hate twitter i love tweeting i hate sweating i love summer
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neighbor’s boyfriend just told me unprompted that he kills all rodents with a hammer on sight
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tom “not so bad after all” sandoval
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and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your new show just came out, you're trending, you're going through a public divorce. don't walk around fidi looking this crazy. trench coat buttoned to the TOP! #summerhouse
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this is exactly that, minus the part where you’ve left the beach. this is perpetual beach. the most gorgeous perfect aquatic salty scent
need a perfume that smells like driving home from the beach with wet hair, gas station slushy, sand in the floorboards, sunscreen on denim... need savannah nation to assemble on this one...
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big same
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