Hotmess: My Life's Journey as Organized Chaos. current texan educator. past californian. pitbull lover. mother of cat. aunt to a potato nugget.
Joined February 2009
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15 Jan 2020
"Boyfriends are temporary; cashmere is forever." @CarsonKressley #TheBachelor
9 Jul 2025
Dear @AmericanAir Flight 1863 from IAD to DFW is the reason I choose to normally fly frontier or spirit…if I’m flying premium prices I shouldn’t have to deal with these antics… I just want to go home 🙃🙄 #absolutetrash
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24 Dec 2024
The easiest way to not be disappointed flying anywhere on Christmas Eve is to put your expectations 6 ft under. Been at @DFWAirport since 10am for a 12:30 @AmericanAir flight…delayed 2x & now boarding at 4:30. I’m lying on the floor next to a trash can…Merry Christmas!
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11 Sep 2024
Jesus fucking Christ. We are not aborting children in the 9th month or executing them after. Unless you count school shootings. #Debate2024
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11 Sep 2024
“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people…clearly he is still having a hard time with that.” I am fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣 #debate2024
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8 Jun 2023
I am now only referring to tampons as “devil sticks” because I am deciding to choose chaos. #happyshinypeople #duggarfamilysecrets
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25 May 2023
To the incredibly old man who just plopped a squat in the chair next to me at #fortworthnissan: TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF. Jesus fucking Christ.
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19 May 2023
It may be my hormones or the wine, but the season finale of #911LoneStar had me bawling like a baby.
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6 May 2023
Sooo when #rachel made that toast at her birthday about these people being her core friends…one of them being the woman she wrecked her home…ugh ma’am WHAT?! #VanderpumpRules #Scandoval
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26 Apr 2023
I have been on some pretty gnarly @SpiritAirlines flights, but #263 out of DFW to Philly has so far taken the cake. Whoever is the main gate agent is probably the rudest woman I have ever witnessed. It’s too early to be that mad at life and projecting it on everyone else.
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11 Apr 2023
When you are hanging up from FaceTiming your mother & you tell her your dad to say hello/goodbye to their grandcat: “awww Tigger!” “There is my buddy” “look at that face”. This is how I know I am an #eldermillenial
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23 Mar 2023
I spy with my lil eye a certain weather shaped necklace round this man…sir pot calling kettle black in this clip #VanderpumpRules #Scandoval
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