Hi! @deray 's @crookedmedia podcast @PodSaveThePpl said that they wanted Native American guests on the show to talk about Native issues. Let’s flood their mentions with cool Natives that they should have on the show! I'll start with @LucasBrownEyes @janaunplgd @CrystalEchoHawk
Native, non-binary comedian @howieechohawk is not content to stick to comfortable subjects: “I describe my comedy as punishment for white people, not comedy for white people.” magazine.washington.edu/feat…#UWMag
I have to shout out my fav Seattle-based Indigenous chef, Hillel Echo-Hawk, owner of Birch Basket Catering. Follow her on Instagram and don’t forget to order some Indigenous Gourmet Popcorn for your quarantine movie marathons…
instagram.com/birchbasket/youtu.be/wq6vjbPtN_I
Lady Gaga confirms the tribes from #Chromatica:
Pink - Kindness Punks
Blue - Freedom Fighters
Black - Junkyard Scavengers
Red - Government Officials
Green - Eco Warriors
Yellow - Cyber Kids
If someone drags you to their basement to show you their "corona stash" of baby wipes and canned goods you are morally obligated to beat their ass severely and bring that shit to a community that needs it
All this Covid-19, self-quarantine talk reminds me of an old Ojibway saying I just made up now:
"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one."
It sounds better in Ojibway.
Native American Alternative Handshake Tips for Health and Safety:
Point lips.
Sing an honor song.
Smoke signals.
Do a land acknowledgement.
Dance Southern Plains Traditional style.
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Do all the above, put your hand out for a handshake, pull it back and comb it through your hair saying “ayeeee,” then make the Powwow MC noise of your choice.