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plastic paddy daddy @httpervert

bringing sand to the beach

Joined July 2023
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Tonight we gettin associative
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I can’t goon. I must goon.
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Was Epstein peak jestergoonmaxxer?
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Why they perform surgery on a grape?
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ChadGPT
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Maybe the dinosaurs meteored themselves?
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We would find each other, in a million apps
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Did you know all humans share 99.999 percent of DNA with Hitler
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Rock hard at the humiliation ritual
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🚨 Jacob Elordi cast as George Floyd in new Netflix biopic
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Some of all y’all need to read this
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Interviewer: what would you say is your greatest weakness? Me: I love children… too much
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I’ve never seen a skinny person working out in the sauna
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Is Jonathan Richman stomp clap?
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Guy who thinks crypto and ai are the same thing
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If you’re a hammer, everything looks like a dick
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Damn I woulda been the smartest ape
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I Hope when I Die they commemorate me by announcing the cause of being a quirked up white boy
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Some like it not
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What is said in the birthday card is true except love is the secret to life not fucking kids
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