Hub. Lahore. London. Travelling.

Joined April 2007
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16 Dec 2011
@BPhillipsMaps the fire rises
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16 Dec 2011
@BPhillipsMaps Fire rises
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26 Oct 2010
It's the rebels, sir. They're here.
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25 Oct 2010
The Japanese love me, apparently.
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25 Oct 2010
Hey hey, sha la la la.
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21 Sep 2009
Meat. Balls.
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15 Sep 2009
Darwin's Law of Unnatural Selection: Small change is big money.
15 Sep 2009
I just created Mr. Rich, my very own Rolando 2 character! Check it out at http://bit.ly/25gNT. #Rolando2

15 Sep 2009
You know, I could make a tasteless joke here about Ghost, but RIP Swayze instead.
14 Sep 2009
Gorillas drumming. What else you need? http://tinyurl.com/luw4ra

13 Sep 2009
@aimalasi McSweeney's List: Heavy Metal Board Games - "Motley Clue" ect: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/2bellemare.html

13 Sep 2009
@aimalasi koo.
13 Sep 2009
@aimalasi so you...ate them? Wait, what?
13 Sep 2009
@aimalasi worst two minutes of theirs, then.
5 Sep 2009
Replying to @salmansq
@salmansqadeer talk to asad rehman, he's on as @asadr
28 Aug 2009
Replying to @salmansq
@salmansqadeer dunno, bored
28 Aug 2009
Ptolemy say: glass eye look both ways.
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24 Aug 2009
Replying to @southasianaf
@viktoryroze aww we wuv ye.
24 Aug 2009
Replying to @southasianaf
@viktoryroze huh whut
18 Aug 2009
Small bloody girls twitter, Major, not I