Poe. Lyricist. Melancholic. Guarded. Shy. Quiet. Empath. Fashion Designer.

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Nigeria, which way? There has been another brutal attack on Angwan Rukuba, Jos North, on Palm Sunday evening. For how long will this continue? Once again, gunmen on motorcycles stormed a peaceful community, turning it into a scene of blood, tears, and mourning. With reports of over 20 feared dead, including children. What makes this even more annoying is the government's response, that is never really a response. You are imposing a 48 hour curfew, to do what exactly? To restrict the victims or apprehend the killers? What is the curfew meant to achieve? It should be quite glaring now that the government has failed and continues to fail to safeguard the lives of the people of Jos, and Nigeria at large, despite years of repeated attacks. Security response remains passive, reacting only after the screams have faded and the dead are buried. We are told that security agencies are on the trail of the perpetrators, yet no one is ever held accountable, fostering a cycle of impunity where innocent traders, farmers, and students are sacrificed at will. Like I stated earlier, the most painful part of all this, is the indifference of our leaders. While communities are being wiped out, the focus of the political class is predictably elsewhere. Their energies are not aimed at securing the lives of citizens, but on how to rig the 2027 elections, and squeezing out more taxes from a populace that cannot even walk safely on their own streets. How many more deaths will it take for our lives to become more important than your politics? And to fellow Nigerians, how many more deaths will it take to truly anger us enough to react? How many? The blood of the innocent is crying out from the soil of Plateau. This is a call for conscience. The government must do more than send condolences; it must act. Rest in Peace to the victims of this fresh, senseless violence. #JosKillings #PlateauSecurity #EndKillingsInJos #BrokenPlateau
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For a man to be deadbeat, he has to abandon the family. Many women are deadbeat in the marriage. If your earning is not coming into the home, you're deadbeat. You can't be a working professional and be financially useless to the home.
Replying to @Wizarab10
She doesn't care, like the children aren't hers too. Let a man do that, they'll start calling him a deadbeat.
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One of the biggest things Arsenal's PL title did for me, is that I find it easier to ignore rage baits.
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Let me even clear up this "marry first" nonsense. Many of you are in terrible marriages. There is nothing supernatural about you being married. We didn't start meeting and talking to married people on Twitter. A bad marriage is still a marital experience. Married people do not have same opinion on issues. If what you're saying doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense. Whether you're married or not is irrelevant. Your own marriage is exactly what YOU make if it. It is not the reflection of all marriages.
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This isn’t about chargers, phones and cords. 😌😌😌😊😊😊
The first 6 weeks you spend with a new charging cord are the best ever After that, you start discovering new angles to keep your phone when charging
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Observation no be crime right?
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If una don break up, try Dey tell us, Our wife nearly stone my head today 😭
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As cobwebs or as a cleaner?
i'm scared to go to an art museum because what if they decide to keep me.🥺
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You bought a phone worth over N1m for your girlfriend and when she uses the phone to text you... "Am nt fyn" "Is u nt d 1 dt annoys mi?" "I lv u 2 mi lv" "Am nt hungri, hv u eat?" "My skinkare is finish" "gd pm mi lv" Waste of money. Very foolish men. End.
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This is some scary shit!
Whatever the pay for this is, it's not enough
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'Prime' Patrice Evra 🤣
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Arteta at 44. Vs. Évra at 45
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You are equating big dick with orgasm, which is really not how sex with women work. It shows you really don't know much about women's satisfaction like you think you do. A big dick does have its advantages, but it is really not a necessary prerequisite for good sex, and orgasm. The only time it makes much difference is when compared to an unusually small dick. More often than not, big dick is like a big ass, more of a pleasure to the eyes than the actual action.
Do you want to know why your woman will never forget that guy with the huge dick? Well, never mind. Your answer is not necessary. I will say it regardless. The reason women, broadly speaking, do not forget that guy with the huge dick - the nastiest and most ungodly sex - is because orgasm is for women what one's finest hour is for a man: memorable, unforgettable. As men do not forget their first triumph. The first car, their first big job, or the day they won the lottery, so women do not forget the guy, the sex, the dick that gave them the most intense orgasm, that disvirgined them. Because those moments, for both men and women, are essentially moments of relief. And because the need for that level of relief in women is recurrent, she remembers that guy more often than is appropriate. But I have said enough. Good luck. Or, congratulations.
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As men who like and support Arsenal are more likely to be more loyal than men who support Chelsea and Mancity.
I have noticed men who like Messi are generally good people than men who like Ronaldo.
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There are over 4000 religions in the world, the only one that is perfect wants to kill the rest of us. Okay oh
Islam is perfect. Muslims are not. No matter our shortcomings, Alhamdulillah for the guidance of Islam. 🤍 If you feel blessed to be a Muslim, say “Alhamdulillah” in the comments.
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🏆 The only manager in history to win the Premier League title with the club he played for. Mikel Arteta ❤️
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Terrorists took turns raping a 52-year-old mother in front of her two children. They recorded it and posted the video online. We aren’t resilient people, we’re just cowards.
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Once they start turning it into motivational videos and posts, just know regret has set in.
No comment. 🤷‍♂️
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“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”
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You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”. Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy. “That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”
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