Currently writing from the elevator I’m trapped in. PhD. Christianity in Antiquity. Right now: writing about blood theologies. Some poetry too.
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A skein of problems that I have been thinking through
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not me going through and bookmarking every single one of @StreetliTweets. broke my ctrl click function on this timeline.
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I can’t wait for the future.
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In the 1980s many were certain summer skiing would become a thing.
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hungry_bread_elevator.txt (parody) retweeted
It's cool guys, the Dow is over 50,000
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Looking at this antique desk and realizing how some older versions of software were actually furniture. Omnifocus was something that required movers to "download." Lisp was closer to carpentry.
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when teachers who only teach AP classes and academic achieving students talk my ear off, this is what i see
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I kicked off season 2 with "Augustine was a Deleuzian," a blog that’s really a joke for myself; but given the amount of hate mail I have received from it I fear that I will have to actually explain myself for once. The thought. But not yet. open.substack.com/pub/hungry…
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Sucks to find out all the way at the end of 2025 that I have a pretty workable Tom Hardy Bane in me.
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I got a real estate agent just so I could do this in other people’s kitchens for free. Never skip calf day. youtube.com/shorts/8V1-zVmlu…
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this is actually the true story that the movie challengers was based on
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Are we human, or are we cloud dancers?
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When will it finally be my accounts turn to get to post the video of the bear on the swing-set?
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what people don’t realize is that I compose all my tweets and blog posts on butcher paper the size of my wall.
the scale is lost in the post.
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Last night I watched @nklein72 beat her first game of pokemon. This was a big deal, for both of us. Talking about it today has brought up a lot of memories about our experiences of gaming together, my current way of connecting to my friends online, and my own first pokemon game.
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15 Sep 2022
Kelly Rowland in Dilemma by Nelly is finally justified for using Excel on her Nokia flip phone! 🤣🤣🤣 #exceltips #xlninjadan #nelly #nellyiloveyou #kellyrowland #excel
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#76 Baby Steps is Bennett Foddy telling Hideo Kojima: “Hold my beer.”
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How many Abderites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
23 Sep 2025
Jokes from the "Philogelos", the oldest surviving joke book (dated 4th century AD).🧵
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Being bad at writing made me want to get better at writing. But being bad at writing also had the effect of nobody wanting to read my stuff & when they did the feedback was too ambiguous (b/c I was bad) so I wanted to have a method to tell the difference. tinyurl.com/yhwrmnec
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I absolutely hate that Grok auto translates my tweets. If I’m writing in a dead language, it’s intentional. Listen, I don’t think I’m that funny, but it hurts to know these birds’ wings were clipped before they even had the chance to fly. Comprende?
O tempora! O mores! Lorem ipsum!
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O tempora! O mores! Lorem ipsum!
14 Oct 2025
Pick up a random newspaper from 1920 and you’ll think you’re reading Cicero. The vocabulary, rhythm, and depth were worlds above what passes for “educated” speech today. We’ve become a civilization that can code, but can’t write a sentence worth remembering.
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