handsome genius. writer. narrative designer. πŸ¦‡ @insecretplaces_ they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte)

Joined January 2009
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our on cinema fanzine is really good I teach you how to draw Mark Proksch in 9 easy steps. I think nearly every remaining print copy has been promised to someone but there's a PDF you can read for free: thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and i’m putting a link to it here bc it’s so very excellent thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and i’m putting a link to it here bc it’s so very excellent thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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I'm glad there's one good thing in the world.
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The Dootle dots is racist a cartoon that makes fun of Italians
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free mini-zine hot off the presses hunktears.itch.io/liber-49
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dang dong... who could have ever predicted this
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(openly crying) you know I just think sometimes people show their love in different ways and sometimes it's by bringing your brother cocaine and hamburgers so you guys can play music together and I think that's beautiful and I think it's good to do that
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You’re the star of the poolside. Your streamline curves I can’t abide. I’ll be a good sport, be a good sport, I’ll be a sports manπŸƒ
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season greetings
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searching "Eurodance christmas" on YouTube led me to finding this Passion Fruit masterpiece that has maybe my favorite Eurodance video I've ever seen
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United Sound Systems Detroit, MI Along with being the birthplace of Tamla Records, which would soon become Motown, artists recorded here include Charlie Parker, John Lee Hooker, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Isaac Hayes, Prince, Parliament, Bob Seger and Iggy Pop.
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I wouldn’t be a good NBA coach because every timeout I would just be like, β€œYou guys have to win or I’m gonna blow my brains out.”
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Crackers are out
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23 Nov 2023
imo he's just a normal boy who eats spaghetti and not a devil of any kind.
What’s your favorite cinematic interpretation of the Devil?
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I could watch this all day. thanks NBA Philippines
This Nikola Jokic dime is mind-bending 🀯
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26 Mar 2025
I wish more people were talking about fledgling manor. It’s so funny and the art is so good and the commentary it makes on the nature of humanity djfkdmbdnsjs
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NIKOLA JOKIC EUROSTEP FROM 62 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOOP HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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I know this looks bad, but I genuinely don’t think he’s culturally appropriating a karate chop. He’s probably just saluting Hitler.

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