handsome genius. writer. narrative designer. π¦ @insecretplaces_ they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte)
Joined January 2009
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our on cinema fanzine is really good I teach you how to draw Mark Proksch in 9 easy steps. I think nearly every remaining print copy has been promised to someone but there's a PDF you can read for free: thepervertsguidetooncinema.nβ¦
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this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and iβm putting a link to it here bc itβs so very excellent
thepervertsguidetooncinema.nβ¦
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this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and iβm putting a link to it here bc itβs so very excellent
thepervertsguidetooncinema.nβ¦
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The Dootle dots is racist a cartoon that makes fun of Italians
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(openly crying)
you know I just think sometimes people show their love in different ways and sometimes it's by bringing your brother cocaine and hamburgers so you guys can play music together and I think that's beautiful and I think it's good to do that
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Youβre the star of the poolside. Your streamline curves I canβt abide. Iβll be a good sport, be a good sport, Iβll be a sports manπ
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season greetings
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searching "Eurodance christmas" on YouTube led me to finding this Passion Fruit masterpiece that has maybe my favorite Eurodance video I've ever seen
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1 Dec 2025
United Sound Systems
Detroit, MI
Along with being the birthplace of Tamla Records, which would soon become Motown, artists recorded here include Charlie Parker, John Lee Hooker, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Isaac Hayes, Prince, Parliament, Bob Seger and Iggy Pop.
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27 Nov 2025
I wouldnβt be a good NBA coach because every timeout I would just be like, βYou guys have to win or Iβm gonna blow my brains out.β
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23 Nov 2023
imo he's just a normal boy who eats spaghetti and not a devil of any kind.
Whatβs your favorite cinematic interpretation of the Devil?
ALT Barry Keoghan as a demonic kind of being (up for interpretation) in THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER
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I could watch this all day. thanks NBA Philippines
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26 Mar 2025
I wish more people were talking about fledgling manor. Itβs so funny and the art is so good and the commentary it makes on the nature of humanity djfkdmbdnsjs
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29 Mar 2025
NIKOLA JOKIC EUROSTEP FROM 62 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOOP HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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20 Jan 2025
I know this looks bad, but I genuinely donβt think heβs culturally appropriating a karate chop. Heβs probably just saluting Hitler.
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