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Ian @iPilko

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Joined March 2009
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Ian@iPilko
24 Mar 2025
I'm going to subtweet myself "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me" ain't life fcked.
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TSA
@TSA
Jun 4
In an effort to avoid unexpected airport meet & greets please verify your catโ€™s location is not inside your suitcase before zipping it. Thanks.
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Sam Connor
@criprights
Apr 27
This in my view is a man who is deeply ashamed of the decisions his Party is taking.
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Ian@iPilko
Apr 24
The irony of being denied a face to face medical consult due to new acute respiratory symptoms. Havn't we learnt how to risk manage this? Didn't bother to mention I'm n95 (respirator mask) fit checked by SA Health for a good fitting mask! Oh well, telephone consult it is!
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Media Watch
@ABCmediawatch
Apr 23
James Valentine. Thank you and farewell.
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Ian@iPilko
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Ian@iPilko
Mar 28
When fuel is too high you adapt..... 'Stralia
7NEWS Queensland
@7NewsBrisbane
Mar 27
A man has been spotted riding a lime bike while towing a boat trailer at a set of traffic lights in Burleigh Heads on the Gold Coast, turning an ordinary ride into a head-turning spectacle. #limebike #lime #GoldCoast #Queensland
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Ian@iPilko
Mar 25
Just no @maffygirl @urethroplasty
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Ian@iPilko
Mar 21
Paging @maffygirl @urethroplasty just the one! @Haighs1915 #easteregg #easter
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Ian@iPilko
Mar 13
Getting ready to be called back by abc radio Adelaide 891, post the sa leaders debate between now and 2pm March 13th.
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 26
Erm, my first email pre-dates all of that, back in the days of text-only internet, even before "World Wide Web" was invented.
LadyValor
@lady_valor_07
Feb 25
If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msnโ€ฆ you have seniority on the internet.
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it's state of the union tonight and guess who sat on a white paint
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 22
ummm @LiangRhea ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘‚
MarshFamilySongs
@MarshSongs
Feb 22
Updated version of the "Grand Old Duke of York" - as of 8.30pm on Sunday 22nd Feb, charting this week's royal #PrinceAndrew news - with ukelele, violin, and djembe for some ๐ŸŽถ variation.
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 20
Happy caretaker convention day in South Australia to all who observe.๏ฟผ
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 19
Chuckles, in my over 40 smugness, I have a home office setup better than most workplaces!
Jett ๐Ÿœฒ
@iky_fwjett
Feb 19
STOP SENDING PEOPLE UNDER 35 THINGS TO PRINT AT HOME. WE DO NOT HAVE PRINTERS.
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Michele Steele
@MicheleSteele
Feb 17
Obituaries for prominent figures are prepared years in advance and in Robert Duvallโ€™s case, was written by a writer who himself died 14 years ago. AP gave him credit - rightfully- in the obit
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 17
My NDIS-funded Physio is from Pakistan; last week, we celebrated them obtaining Permanent Residency in Australia. This week, I gave them P plates as they have just progressed from a learner's permit.
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 11
What happen? to all the pens ๐Ÿคฃ (same Goes for cutlery)paging Drโ€™s @LiangRhea @maffygirl @GongGasGirl
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Rick@TheRicksterUK
Feb 10
Oh I love this so much! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ @netflix @NetflixUK @SchittsCreek #CatherineOHara #MoiraRose #SchittsCreek #Bebe #Ealing #London
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Ian@iPilko
Feb 9
Medical admin miracle!~ How do you do it! "Warm politie nag" - manages to jump a two-week wait and snags a same-day medical scan, now to prepare for the looming medical trauma..... yeah....... Amazing what can be done with a bit of basic human empathy for medical admin folks!
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