I was born. Then got older. Im kinda stuck at getting older...
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8 Apr 2025
If you go to @Starbucks and they have the auto ice dispensers, make sure you ask for Light Ice. Otherwise your 16oz grande will only have about 6-8oz of beverage in it. So basically now we are paying $5 for 10 ounces of ice.
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5 Nov 2020
I’m sorry to say that our adventure is over with @BestBuy in Kissimmee. Someone picked up at the 1 hour and 5 minute mark. Have a great day and thanks for joining me in this grand adventure!!!
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5 Nov 2020
This live tweet @BestBuy Kissimmee oh hold Experience (BBKOHE) brought to you by @beatsbydre Thanks to the new Powerbeats Pro, I can stay on hold while I eat lunch! Hi fidelity on hold music and the best on hold bass response in the industry!
5 Nov 2020
Alright, I’m going to stay on hold as long as I can for @BestBuy in Kissimmee. I DO have to work in a bit but I’m currently at 48 minutes! I’m taking bets now. Will I get through before 12:45p EST?
5 Nov 2020
I’m guessing the @BestBuy on hold playlist is about 12-15 minutes as we are on cycle number 4 at this point.
5 Nov 2020
Haven’t tweeted in a while but had to share my @BestBuy experience so far today. 2 purchases made on my acct, attempting to call the store one is set to be picked up and been waiting for someone to pickup for 40 minutes!!! WHEEEEE
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6 Feb 2020
This is the most important tweet this year.
5 Feb 2020
I do not fit in nests.
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Justin Cox retweeted
22 Sep 2018
I fell down a hill.
I rolled until I did not.
And then I got up.
#Bearku
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15 May 2018
This piece of road is about 1.5’ across and 8” deep. This is not normal @MichiganDOT @FixMIState
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3 May 2018
Check out this sweet Ford Flex with the new @Ford Silver Oval. Where’s the blue? Who knows?!?! #builtfordtough
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1 May 2018
Thinking back to when my 12 year old @Ford Escort still had a blue oval on it but my 4 year old Edge’s fell off. #qualityisjobone
5 Mar 2018
This got me today. “Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited.”
Romans 12:16 NIV bible.com/111/rom.12.16.niv
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23 Feb 2018
Step 1: Identify the problem. Check!
Step 2: Correct the problem. Let me help you with that @MDOT_MetroDet - Start spending AT LEAST as much as Ohio. clickondetroit.com/news/mich…
18 Feb 2018
Just going to enjoy these healthy organic ground beans by running hot water into this plastic container through a tiny hole.
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19 Jan 2018
Update: Congress still gets paid if they can’t agree on the budget. Weird.
19 Jan 2018
Someone tell me the treasury shuts down so nobody gets paid during a government shutdown.
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