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Don't do it. Enjoy your weekend. iamdevloper.creator-spring.c…
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Hugh Laurie, if you're listening, what do you think caused the meteoric rise of jQuery in the 2010s?
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startups will create a "war room" and it's just 3 guys looking at some AWS logs
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Your CEO should be boldly delusional Your CTO should be sage and wise Your COO should be a meme lord
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2000: I'd like to talk to your manager please 2026: I'd like to talk to your LLM please
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that 3s gap after hitting Leave in a Zoom call and it asking if you're sure you want to leave the call but you've already said goodbye to everyone
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what I'm gleaning from recent announcements: don't work for a company that's big enough where they have the budget to spend on making your job obsolete with AI
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If Christopher Nolan has never used a smartphone then who have I been tagging in my pull requests...
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"Mark the report as urgent. Make them work longer hours to complete it. Ok, now make sure no stakeholder looks at it for at least 3 days after it's been submitted."
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or Tom from MySpace
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wonder how Clark from Invision is doing nowadays
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a forward deployed engineer is just the engineer in the room who makes the most eye contact
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Twitter was great X is....not.
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my theory on boomer ceos being opposed to remote work is they simply don't like their families
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42. Avoid Kubernetes
This is it. Everything learned spending millions on longevity. From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie. To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews. 0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug. 1. Be in your bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don’t eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner 5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything) 7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods 9. Shoes off at the door 10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun 19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you 28. Finish coffee before noon 29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP 31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Texting while driving is dangerous 33. Turn off all notifications 34. Limit social media use 35. Don’t smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can 40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly 41. Do less… most things don’t work. Bonus points if you get your blood checked. Start here, it will change your life.
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*5 mins later* > it's done
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trying to make eye contact like I'm trying to avoid getting picked last in PE all over again
The thing at Apple stores where they don't have lines, but instead you just sit there for a while wondering when one of the hipster associates will get to you is really not an ideal customer experience.
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ok, *now* I believe we're entering the "AI took my job" era for software engineers...
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See: Coinbase Also see: Cloudflare
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"claude, fix my rocket launch, make no mistakes"
We’ve agreed to a partnership with @SpaceX that will substantially increase our compute capacity. This, along with our other recent compute deals, means that we’ve been able to increase our usage limits for Claude Code and the Claude API.
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sat on the edge of the hotel bed for 30 minutes after a day of meetings, before needing to head back out for the team dinner
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"claude please send an email to everyone in that previous meeting and tell them it could've been an email. no mistakes."
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