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Isla 🌺 @iamisla_

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Isla 🌺
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Jun 12
Best positions for eating p*ssy 👅 🥉 Avoid if possible ↓ ・Standing 69/acrobatics (balance & fatigue) ・High chair/counter kneeling (bad neck angle) ・Thigh-clamping with no escape ・Flat missionary, legs straight/closed ・No pillow/lift on back 🥈 Solid choices ↓
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2007: Requesting sick leave Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.” HR: “Approved. Get well soon.” 2006: Requesting sick leave
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It's not enough to be wrong. You also have to prove that you're still productive. That you're not a bother. That you'll make up for it.
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That your fever won't affect the quarterly goals too much. And the saddest thing is that many people no longer ask to rest. They ask for permission to feel a little less guilty.
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6 Ideal S3xual Positions for Men with a small p*nis🔥🔥👇
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5. The spoon position (side by side) An undervalued position in its fair measure. The closeness and alignment allow for maintaining deep and constant contact without the need for wide movements. And the slow and controlled movement is the most suitable here.
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6. Legs-together position: The woman lies on her back with her legs together, while you perform penetration from above. This position enhances and intensifies the sensation for both.
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Men who succeed with women always follow these 8 rules for h00king up: 1. S*x first, love later.
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7. Give her the space she needs. Women appreciate your presence only when you are not around. If you want to create attraction, you must give her time to think about you.
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8. Believe that you are sexually attractive. It doesn’t matter if you “should” be or not. If you have the confidence to believe that you are the ideal man, some women will believe in your confidence and act accordingly.
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