Bald asshole. Neither funny nor interesting. Can be found every week at Spitball Media podcast. Old. Like, really old. So much older than you.

Joined May 2016
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I saw Masters of the Universe last night with my son. It was great! We both loved it. It's just a fun movie. I'm not sure why it's not doing well, but I'm glad we saw it.
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Peter Rosenberg says Danhausen is "beside himself" over how his connection to the New York Knicks has taken off, sharing the comments on his Cheap Heat radio show in an episode recorded before the Knicks clinched the title. Rosenberg, a longtime Knicks fan, said he recently spoke with Danhausen: "I saw him the other day, he's like completely sort of beside himself that it's kind of played out the way that it has," Rosenberg said. "He is going to be on fire at Fanatics Fest in New York. I'm sure he's gonna sign like 90 million autographs that weekend," Rosenberg said. #WWE #Danhausen #Knicks #FanaticsFest #ProWrestling
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Okay THIS is 1000000% for me 👀
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Congratulations to Danhausen. He has been invited to attend the NY Knicks Championship celebration parade. More: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/da…
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Marvel Comics announces 'THE MUPPETS TAKE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE', an anthology one-shot to celebrate the 50th anniversary of 'THE MUPPET SHOW'. The issue releases this September and features a team including Zdarsky, Woods, Starks, Henderson, Cadenhead, Baldeon, Allen, & more.
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The Internet has taught people in America to think this place sucks ass, and that everyone from everywhere else thinks we’re awful people. And then there’s the real world.

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22 billion just to own the screen people see at 3am after forgetting to turn off the TV
Fox is buying Roku in a $22 billion deal.
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The amount of people that have posted that they went to this film, many of them multiple, multiple times, and to see this precipitous drop off, definitely raises a lot of questions. Like, maybe people are lying?
I've known so many people who've seen Masters of the Universe multiple times. Every time I went, there were GOOD-sized crowds. These numbers don't add up
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As likeable as the Knicks players are, this guy is exactly the opposite.
It’s clear Wembanyama hasn’t faced much adversity during his young life, as he left yesterday’s finals press conference by saying “Appreciate ya’ll. See ya’ll never”. I’ve been a sports for 35 years, and I’ve never seen anything like it. The NBA needs him to mature ASAP if he’s going to be the face of the league,
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Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people via CNN Brasil
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Chris Nikic, the first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman, completes Ironman 70.3 Massachusetts. Shortly before the race, Nikic announced that he needed a guide to run alongside him for the race. That's when Dr. Tommy Martin decided to step up. ⁠ "I learned more in this race than almost any other I have competed in, and none of it was about race tactics or how to PR. It was about life, perspective, determination, and grit. I owe all of that to Chris," Martin said. "I hope every finish line Chris crosses serves as a reminder to the world: your diagnosis, your situation, your circumstances do not define your potential!" Congrats, Chris! Video: dr.tommymartin / ig.
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Felt like the kid in Willy Wonka when I touched these this AM
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Lazy Sunday.
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I’ll always love you though, New York.

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The officiating was against New York from the start, the league wanted the Spurs to win, and the Knicks refused to lay down and die.
THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🗽 FIRST TITLE IN 53 YEARS. You just witnessed history.
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King of New York.

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.@nyknicks CONGRATULATIONS FROM DANHAUSEN FOREVER UNCURSED 🏀👹🦷🗽 @WWE
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I would give anything to be back in the city tonight.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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