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Rebecca Rutherford @iamreebs

As seen on TODAY .com 👋 cheap laughs • deep thoughts • recovering marketer • relapsing artist ✨ it’s all an experiment ✨

Joined September 2013
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They say that a cardinal bird is a loved one who has passed away coming to visit you. But if you hit a cardinal bird with your car and it dies, do your loved ones come back to visit you instead?
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And now I shall begin my favorite of all Thanksgiving traditions: Painstakingly painting over all of the wall scuffs that I’m just now noticing because people are coming over today.
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Camping is in tents.
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I am the breadloser in my house.
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When a #UFO is ID’d is it just a FO?
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When someone says, “I love them as a person,” I always wonder if there are alternatives. Could you love them as a lamp instead? Do we have options?
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First aid kits get all the notoriety, but I’m all about second aid kits.
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If it’s not off limits, is it on limits?
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Are you still eligible for a second wind if you never had a first one?
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I want to start a band called Free Beer because the promotional posters would draw a huge crowd and I love seeing a genuine face of disappointment
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Chick-Fil-A sauce is my favorite and all other Fil-A sauces are dead to me.
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I SCOFF at servings per container
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If I look better in hats and sunglasses than I do without them, what does that say about my head?
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Honeydew is a honeydon’t for me.
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OK, I’m at a loss and I don’t even know where I’ve been over the last week so I’m just going to put this out there: Has anyone seen my coat?
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There’s so much talk about “passive income” when I’m over here hustling for some “active income.”
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Why is cannot acceptable while willnot is not?
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I got rid of all my jeans during the pandemic except one pair so now all I have is jean.
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Have you ever noticed that the heart gets credit for a lot of thinking and feeling? It literally just sits there and beats.
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Sometimes when I see a dead bug on a windowsill in my house I just leave it for a few days because, like, what if one of its family members wants to come and pay their respects, ya know?
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