there's nothing funny anymore.

Joined August 2023
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Hey @grok, swap Messi and Ronaldo’s partners while leaving everything else unchanged.
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I got eyelash extensions for the first time yesterday, but they took my natural lashes with them. I chose the wrong salon!! What should I do next?
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I mean she wasted NO time punching that fart right back in 😭😭😭
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A married man with a job at a company started arriving late frequently, citing work pressure as an excuse. His wife decided to follow him and discovered he had taken a different route to the office and entered an apartment. And there, the shock came: he had secretly married another woman! 😳 And this was the result…
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This man called the cops on a young dad who was taking his two daughters to the bathroom at a gas station. The dad explained that he was on a road trip alone with his kids. The man was upset that his wife couldn’t use the bathroom because a man was in there — he said the dad should’ve let a stranger take his daughters to the bathroom alone instead.
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Which GTA has the best story?🤔
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BREAKING🚨: Rafael Leao and the entire Chile team will miss the world cup opening match. [@ArcherOfInfamy]
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Tom Cruise is the baddest stun man ever 🤯 The Bull stood no chance ☠️
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I just remembered something that used to scare me as a child. Back then, if a pregnant woman was seen walking around in the afternoon, elders would immediately start warning her to go back inside. Some even spoke as if something terrible could happen if she stayed out too long. To this day, nobody has ever properly explained why. Was it to protect her from the heat? A cultural belief? Or is there a story behind it that this generation doesn't know? What's the real reason pregnant women were told not to walk around in the afternoon?
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I always wonder what Harvey Specter will be doing without Mike Ross by his side. Suits 🎥📽️🍿
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Which of those records is harder to break??🤔
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15k followers for you this evening? Just say = “night vibes” Let’s all follow you now💯🚀
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I used to think I was the only one who felt this way at night. But then I asked my followers. Turns out, we're all carrying the same silent battles. Thread: 5 things we all hide from the world 🧵
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Drake and Kendrick Lamar throw fists in the club over a glamorous woman😳🔥
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Uche has been working, creating, and cooking up something incredibly special for us. The next movie is officially on the way, and you already know it’s going to be worth the wait. The journey continues and we are 100% here for it! 🚀 Who else is counting down the days? We eat good on Saturday on Uche Montana tv #UcheMontana
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I used to be an independent person, but my boyfriend treats me like a baby and does everything for me and now I can’t do things like house chores by myself. I lost the independent person I was and turned into a baby......
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Ingrown hair so long this has to be the longest
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How far would you go to prove your loyalty to someone who no longer trusts you? 💔
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🎬That moment when the FBI tried to recruit Carter and he shut it down with four words: "I'm LAPD." 😄 Chris Tucker made Carter one of the most unforgettable movie characters ever. 🔥
"My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard"😄 Carter has Zero chills 🎬Another 10/10 scene from Rush hour movie
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Why are they fighting for the crab like this? 😭 The second it came out, everybody started reaching at once and everything went flying everywhere.
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Thick 🍑 and smooth 😋
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