game developer, @NotionHQ creator, designer, brander, writer, pitbull lover, son of immigrants, living in the States that are somewhat United, you be you

Joined May 2008
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Hey @googlehealth your new app doesn't understand time zones. I was on vacation in EST, and you tracked my time to sound sleep like I was home at MST.
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May 13
No @NHL tonight. Fuck you @Google
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Feb 19
So @google @GeminiApp just gave me a rock when I told it how terrible it was at colorizing an old photo.
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Hey @NotionHQ can you look into YouTube videos not working on the Marketplace in Chrome Browser (Windows/ChromeOS/Android)?
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Jan 21
Hey @XcelEnergyCO how long does it take to fix a street light? There are 3 out on our street, and they have been reported for the better part of a year.
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AI generated writing always sounds like the dude who comes to my home, ignores my No Soliciting sign, and tries to sell me solar panels. #AISucks
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21 Nov 2025
It's giveaway time! ๐Ÿšจ To celebrate the launch of Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, weโ€™re giving away a Black Ops 7 custom Embody Gaming Chair designed for the missions ahead. Control the game with the best seat in the lobby. To Enter: โค๏ธ Follow, Like Share this post: comment #HMGxBO7Sweeps ๐Ÿ“† Ends November 28th at 11:59pm ET โ–ถ๏ธ Complete a sign-up form to earn additional entries: hi.hmlr.co/6014tpXti Exclusions apply. No Purchase Necessary. Ends November 28, 2025. 18 . 50 U.S. & DC and Canada (except QC).
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2 Nov 2025
4 tires was as bad a call as sliding into home. #championship4
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21 Aug 2025
Hey @Google no one likes this.
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost ๐ŸŒฟ I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do ๐Ÿ”ฎ
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22 Jul 2025
Hey @TMobile your Protection 360 plan clearly states $0 screen repairs. This is simply not true. After you pass it off to Assurant, and they pass it off to Apple, it's $29 or $99. Can I get a refund?
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It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. ย  Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis
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12 Jun 2025
Dear @NotionHQ empty filtered results are showing a New Page button on a locked page. Please fix thx.
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4 May 2025
All you "#MiamiGP sucks" folks need to shut the fuck up.
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26 Apr 2025
Two amazing games, lauded with accolades, yet no one talks about their complete lack of accessibility options. @expedition33 and @StellarBlade are an absolute pain for me to play.
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24 Apr 2025
I think Best Buy missed daylight saving last month on their backend.
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21 Apr 2025
Hey @YouTube what the af is this? 3 across, on a 27" 1440p screen? It used to be 6. I'm old, but I'm not blind. Change it back.
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7 Apr 2025
A Minecraft Movie is Gen Z's Rocky Horror Picture Show. #MinecraftMovie
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Bill Burr refuses the media bait: "You journalists need to get your balls back"
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