Be a goldfish. The sausage king of Philadelphia (kind of)
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he should be run out of town if he pulls this shit again
Todd Zolecki On What We Can Expect From The Phillies At The Trade Deadline On @975Middays:
"I feel like it's another [Harrison] Bader, Austin Hays type trade. If you look at the Phillies farm system, they're not terribly deep. Especially since [Andrew] Painter and [Justin] Crawford have graduated from prospect status. They don't have a lot of big names. If I had an everyday impact right-handed bat, that conversation starts with Gage Wood... They're in a tough spot and that's why I do think it's more of a Bader type of guy, it's more of an Austin Hays type of guy."
📸: Bob Levey/Getty Images
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We spent over $70B bombing them.
We will spend $300B to rebuild them.
We lost this war, and now we will be funding Iran.
CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
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that must be so cool for the male octopus
Jun 13
When female octopuses aren't in the mood to mate, they strangle and eat the male.
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my god shut the fuck up man
Jun 14
Sorry, Philly fans. The #Knicks unite New York like no other team in that city and region. There are fans of all races, creeds, colors, genders, and classes who have waiting for this for more than half a century. If you don’t appreciate that, you don’t really appreciate sports.
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Mike Trout or Byron Buxton
Jun 14
The Phillies are "desperately looking" to trade for an outfielder and have Jo Adell and Seiya Suzuki "on their radar”, per @BNightengale
Which one would you rather trade for? đź‘€
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live look at what's going on in Stott's head when he's up at the plate
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Jun 13
i'm ngl i honestly think baseball needs to do something about hitting
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we should bring "wazzzuuuupppp" back it's been long enough
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loved him in goonies
Jacob Misiorowski's 5 fastest pitches tonight 🔥
ALT Jacob Misiorowski pumps his fist wearing the Milwaukee Brewers City Connect uniform. Top Pitch Velocity: 104.5 MPH, 104.2 MPH, 104.1 MPH, 104.0 MPH, 103.7 MPH
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i'm sorry but Elon became a literal trillionaire today i could care less about taking Trump's name off a building
Jun 12
BREAKING on MS NOW:
The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals just rejected the Kennedy Center board's effort to pause the court-ordered removal of Trump's name from the building. That means Trump's name must come down tonight.
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Carter Hart just keeps setting records for being a shitty goalie lmao
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i'm stuck at the airport trying to get home so i think we'll go ahead and catch a lil airport buzz ama
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you would be crying by 10 AM if you spent one day in a teacher's shoes you soft little bitch
Jun 10
I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world
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Socialism for companies, middle finger for actual people. That's America baby!!!!
BREAKING: Ohio secretly gave 100% sales tax breaks, lasting up to 40 years, to tech giants for data centers, per Cleveland.com.
The exemptions—signed by Gov. Kasich—give Google, Meta and Amazon at least $600 million each.
Legislators say the contracts can't be undone.
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