iOS Dev, Muay Thai (ex)fighter, and semi-pro Ice Cream eater. dedicated2dissatisfaction

Joined February 2009
196 Photos and videos
16 Oct 2020
i can't tell you how it happened but today is the day i became the jenkins person on the team :(
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Do you want technical career advice or some help with iOS development? If you donate $25 to a COVID-related charity or person/people in need and DM me a receipt I’ll give you 40 minutes of my time. I’ll start with three people and reassess afterwards to see how it’s going. 🙂
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10 May 2019
Thinking about visiting @CSAgym while in town for #wwdc anyone else want to get in on this?
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19 Apr 2019
2,000 PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU so much for that idea
11 Apr 2019
I hope Drake's people made it out of Canada
12 Jan 2019
Sushi delivery dude blasting that bandaid era Nelly 🐬🐬🐬🐬
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21 Dec 2018
nothing is more grim than the faces of those standing in line at the post office this week
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23 Nov 2018
best part of Thanksgiving is the following week of pie for breakfast
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6 Nov 2018
I write big bugs and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a defect comes in with an itty bitty priority An obvious thing in your face, git rebase
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18 Oct 2018
"It’s also like, the googly eyes are clearly a dog-whistle for legalizing weed, you know?"
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1 Oct 2018
not quite a pimple video but still both gross and satisfying
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19 Sep 2018
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8 Sep 2018
airborn in the plum wine 💅
5 Sep 2018
yo twitter, do any apps have a feature to upload an image from Photos sharesheet and get back a url to that image?
22 Aug 2018
👏 every 👏 time 👏
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11 Aug 2018
feeling very conflicted about having a good time on the jersey shore
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22 Jul 2018
I’m in love with Miami
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22 Jul 2018
Still ain’t no Philly though