Finance Graduate 🎓 Corporate Comms Consultant (Financial Situations, Energy & Resources, and Issues Management) 📰 Gaming Enthusiast 🎮 Aspiring Astronaut 🪐

Joined October 2015
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9 Nov 2018
seeing oil markets crash knowing I'll pay less for fuel then remembering I live in an oil-based economy
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16 Nov 2023
Grateful for being part of the @paystack story for as long as I was 💖 I grew so much and worked with so many beautiful people. I’m going to miss the amazing work I did there and the people there. I was part of the UAE layoffs so if anyone’s hiring - please hit up the DMs 🤍
16 Nov 2023
Today was a difficult day at Paystack. We’re reducing our operations outside of Africa, and will be parting ways with up to 33 employees in Europe and the UAE. In the last 3 years, our hiring philosophy was to recruit great talent regardless of location, including opening an engineering hub in Dubai. We’re changing our operating model to prioritize locating team members within the markets we serve, to localize costs and get closer to customers. We’re sparing no expense to minimise disruption to the lives of team members. The severance package includes 4 months’ salary, accelerating equity vesting, extending health insurance by 3 months, and more. These are some of the most talented people I’ve ever worked with, and my goal is to ensure that every single one finds new roles as soon as possible. I’m personally happy to vouch for each one and do reference calls as needed. If you’re looking for great talent, kindly indicate your interest here forms.gle/mcC2tdQQjQxEgrsQA
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16 Jul 2023
Average “📍London, England” tweet
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20 Jun 2023
When RuneScape scammers get a job in finance
20 Jun 2023
Double it and give it to the next person.
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8 Jun 2023
Not worse than when @EmiratesNBD_AE demanded clarification on a transaction of me subscribing to an IPO… through their own brokerage/securities business… It was literally a transaction between 2 Emirates NBD entities and they demanded justification, twice.
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19 May 2023
Frankly I’d be in the office every day if commute was better and parking didn’t cost an arm and a leg
Opinion: They hate both
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28 Apr 2023
Homemade Tabouleh, fresh chopped tomatoes & sweet chilli salmon fur lunch today…
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28 Apr 2023
Insane
Dear Wasila, we deeply regret the current situation you're in. We were forced to close the embassy and evacuate our staff. Unfortunately, this means we can't get to your passport. We advise to apply for a new passport with your local authorities.
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22 Apr 2023
I thought I was on LinkedIn for a sec
22 Apr 2023
A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.
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20 Apr 2023
Kind of like when the @IEA slams O&G producers calling for a halt in production to save the planet and meet Paris agreement targets one month, then demands OPEC to increase production “in the interest of global economic growth” the next month.
governments will realize one day that moving to a low-carbon economy poses risks to national security.  Governments have to either limit the growth of electric vehicles or develop domestic resources.   The problem is that any mining operation conflicts with climate change policies. Many environmental groups oppose developing such resources. open.substack.com/pub/afalha…
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16 Apr 2023
The amount of blind hate..
مو شايف اي جمال،ولا اي شيء حلو،ولا حتى ممكن تشوف تفاصيل حلوة بالمشي بالشوارع،لا رح تشوف تاريخ،ولا تفاصيل بالمباني،ولا رخ تشوف ناس ،كل شي مو حلو حرفيا،بستغرب ليه ممكن تحب دبي؟
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If you're going to argue that MbS pushed for an oil-production cut to spite America, because he's fallen in love with Xi Jinping, then you're sort of implicitly arguing that China doesn't mind higher oil prices. Which... doesn't seem correct? washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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30 Mar 2023
*Chinese tourist uses Yuan to make a random purchase in Morocco* FinTwitter: "IS THE DOLLAR LOSING ITS DOMINANCE AND WILL THE US ECONOMY COLLAPSE? 🧵 "
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11 Mar 2023
Deposits at banks shouldn't be treated as investments or loans to the banks.
SVB shouldn’t be bailed out because they were a bunch of fucking idiots. I can’t believe we’re having this conversation
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6 Mar 2023
This is hilarious
Before white people came to this land, there were no jails, no homelessness, no laws against homosexuality or abortion. For thousands of years, Indigenous peoples emphasized health, housing, freedom to love who you love and the fact that we need Mother Earth. She doesn’t need us.
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26 Feb 2023
The quote tweets are insane and just reinforce his point, if anything
20 Feb 2023
I’m honestly sick and tired of having to work twice as hard as my non emirati colleagues just to not be viewed as (the spoiled local who only got the job because of his nationality) and also suffering the consequences of being viewed as a “threat” to their position too
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تعرف على حجم المساعدات التي قدمتها #السعودية للدول والمنظمات والهيئات الدولية والتي وصلت إلى 319.74 مليار ريال (85.26 مليار دولار). عدد الدول المستفيدة 167 دولة. الدول الأكثر استفادة من مشاريع المعونة السعودية: أولاً #مصر بـ 13.70 مليار دولار. ثانياً #اليمن 10.65 مليار دولار.
وزير المالية السعودي : غيرنا الطريقة التي نقدّم بها المساعدات ✋ - كنا في العادة نقدم المنح المباشرة والودائع بلا شروط.. - الآن نقول: نريد أن نرى إصلاحات.. - نحن نفرض الضرائب على شعبنا ونتوقع من الآخرين أن يقوموا بدورهم.. العربية
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Ibrahim retweeted
1 Jan 2023
if I see one more couple on an electric scooter I’m calling the POLICE
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17 Dec 2022
Hypocrisy of many environmentalists, or blissful ignorance.
17 Dec 2022
1/ The Sunday River ski resort near Newry, Maine is a sprawling 870-acre complex of 135 trails spread over eight mountain peaks. Known for its consistent, high-quality snow conditions, the resort is a popular destination for skiers of all skill levels.
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Ibrahim retweeted
13 Dec 2022
The U.S. called for "accountability" after Israel admitted to killing a 16-year-old Palestinian girl in the occupied West Bank. Jana Zakarneh was looking for her cat when snipers shot her. Israel says it was an error. Israeli forces have killed 50 Palestinian children in 2022.
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26 Oct 2022
Meanwhile on American TV shows
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