Resisting arrest.

Joined January 2009
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Exciting day tomorrow. Trying to give blood again after having rubbish veins over 10 years ago.
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I find out that it's mildly competitive when you get badges and stuff and I want to win
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Me to influencers: What is this dance? It's a polka POLL-ka What is this spot? It's a POLL-ka dot. Not a poker you moron.
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I see @MACcosmetics are reducing their packaging.
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Jun 13
Saw #pridethemusical tonight and enjoyed it. It's set at the exact time my Uncle died of HIV aids, when nurses refused to feed him. (Surprised that this t shirt landed on my head too!)
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Jun 13
Mate clocked Andrew Scott there. Hope he enjoyed it 🤷‍♀️
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Dreamy meal before over on Surrey St at one of my favourite restaurants- #Toklas. Pre theatre menu. Terrace is the place.
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#theArchers is Jim off to Dignitas?
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Jun 13
People who say that things aren't shabby #names
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iCod retweeted
A friend who is going for a hysterectomy sent me a photo of some of the advice she has received about the procedure.
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Jun 13
Just woke to gentle mewing. Bruno had climbed onto the roof and was trying to climb into my bedroom. (He's a cat, it's ok)
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Jun 12
Sometimes all you need to tweet is that you just love cats
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Jun 12
the problem with #aliceandsteve is that he is not attractive
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Jun 12
Watching them go along with the instruction from the photographers makes you realise Brooklyn had a point

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Jun 11
Zara. U ok hun?
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Jun 11
I got New Zealand in the WC sweep. 🫠
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Jun 10
When you open a laptop on your bare thighs and the metal is really cold and then it pinches when you open it Not nice.
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Jun 10
I've got this on Audible
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