Cooking, snowboarding, travel, outdoors, old-school charm, & finding hidden gems in bookstores. Kindness & generosity are my guides. π«DM ππ
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Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You canβt make this shit up.
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When you take the emotion out of it and just watch, things start looking a lot different.
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A group of fireflies is called a sparkle β¨
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Woman lose sexual interest
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Amen
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π Earth Signs π
Taurus βοΈ β’ Virgo βοΈ β’ Capricorn βοΈ
Earth signs, one thing people often get wrong about yβall is thinking you need grand gestures to be impressed. Honestly, thatβs usually not what wins you over. ππ±
What really catches your attention is consistency.
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Awesome!
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The 1000's of people Maga said were visiting the reflecting pool were just there to write 8647 in the grass. π
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RT @caslernoel: A trillion bucks and your hair plugs still look like they were plucked off a muskratβs taint. @elonmusk
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I am laughing my ass off!
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Hello π good evening how are you, can you follow me back
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OH. MY. GOD! ππ Chad Kroeger followed me. Somebody check my pulse. Thirteen-year-old me just fainted, woke up, and immediately started blasting Nickelback at full volume. This is the greatest day of my life. Please respect my privacy during this magical time. β¨
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Holy shit! Page 2 clear that this was all about money!
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BREAKING: Donald Trump just filed his emergency stay in the DC circuit to keep his name on the Kennedy Center & it is batsh** crazy
He clearly wrote big pieces himself
We have filed our opposition, fighting for the rule of law & the American people
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A driver thought a dog was hit by a car but it was just having the nap of a lifetime.
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I'm actually quite tired to see his video over and over again!
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Wouldn't this be nice!
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Astrology forecast
Unexpected texts
Unexpected crushes
Unexpected reunions
Unexpected emotional damage
Love said surpriseeeeeeeeee
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This is embarrassing!
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Community note
People born in 1975 are turning 51 in 2026, not 85. getcalc.com/age/1975-born.β¦ gigacalculator.com/calculators/agβ¦
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Who did they pay to advertise there?
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The White House brought to you by Bud Light.
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