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16 Jun 2024
Love it!
When we see code that is in FP language, it is important to say that OO version is better. We don't need to give reason because it is obvious - FP is bad.
Kill off #functionalprogramming #fp #fsharp. #objectoriented #oop #csharp forever.
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15 Jun 2024
IT isn't, c# is much better.
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24 May 2024
I found new hero to join army protecting against dangers of #fsharp, welcome @CordasFilip! #csharp is much friendlier community and does not have elitists or people looking down on others!
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23 May 2024
This is so true!
"let foo:string = ..." is very unreadable because it is in pure functional maths language.
"let foo: string = ...;" is very readable because it is in Typescript, which has semicolon at end of line, which makes it easy to read!
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18 May 2024
let foo: string ...
Is objectively worse than
string foo ...
sorry boutcha 🤷♂️
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18 May 2024
My hero! Says the truth: any syntax that is different from what we know in C# is terrible and cannot be used in real world.
We need curly brace and semicolons to make code readable!
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12 May 2024
The fact that it's based on OCaml syntax is tragic... it's one of the worst language designs I've ever seen. Can't wait for C# to do it better though
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6 Mar 2024
Great GREAT new #csharp 12 feature to create collections with terse syntax:
int[] a = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8];
Such good feature!
Not like #fsharp which is unreadable and impossible to learn:
let a = [1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8]
Such bad syntax!
#fpnothanks
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3 Mar 2024
Good news followers! #csharp has invented new pattern called Result. This will replace old Exception pattern soon.
Poor #fsharp is being left in dust behind! 😂😂😂 Great news @nkanauzu!
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26 Feb 2024
SimpleResults released 🚀 🍰
SimpleResults is a simple library that serves as a sample on how to implement the Result pattern in NET.
Support for translating the result object to HTTP status code for both MVC controllers & Minimal APIs.
hubs.ly/Q02lh-sm0 #dotnet #csharp
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23 Jan 2024
This is yearly reminder for you to do everything you can to stop spread of dangerous functional programming and especially #fsharp.
We can make it happen this year!
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22 Dec 2023
Anything written by FP people is pointless. Good news is that records, switch expressions, tuples, async / await, genetics, lombada expressions, patterns were all created in OO languages!
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You don't need to imagine that. I don't need a pointless whitepaper to state the obvious which is sometimes overlooked.
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21 Dec 2023
This is correct. Async / await is only true way of working with Tasks. F# is so bad - turned simple beautiful async / await into something called Complication Expressions. Like everything in this language, it doesn't work for real world.
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12 Mar 2023
More new feature for C# that will leave silly FP and #fsharp people jealous. They don't even have classes, just functions - sad, how can people design proper solutions?!
And now we have this new constructor syntax coming - can't wait!
7 Mar 2023
Primary constructors made their original debut in C# 6 previews and are making a comeback in C# 12 #dotnet #csharp #aspnetcore
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22 Feb 2023
I found new hero today who tells truth about .NET and F#'s right place - at bottom of ocean.
Let's all work together to rid world of functional programming, unless it is add-on in curly brace OO language!
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28 Dec 2022
This is correct answer! C# had great feature "Delegates" in v1. It does not matter that current C# language designer said that he hates it and regrets it the most.
With delegates there is no need for this "language" for maths, F#. Why did they ever make such horror!!
Because functional and mathematical concepts are not reserved for f# alone. C# has had functional capabilities since version 1.0
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25 Nov 2022
You and @ddoomen are clearly secret agents working for Team FP, trying to convert everyone to dark side with propaganda like "single method interfaces are just functions".
Don't believe it people!
#classesforever #nomorefunctions #interfacesftw
25 Nov 2022
Delegates are severely underused. If you have a class with one method, you have a function.
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9 Feb 2022
I am excited by new feature in C# and .NET, Records. New feature like this is leaving F# in the dust, I did not see any Record feature in latest release of that "language"! Poor FP devs! 😂😂😂
Days of FP on .NET are almost over!
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3 Feb 2022
Hahah! Here is F# dev that tries to do C# but doesn't understand the rules - he puts two classes in same file! How does this scale, how to find the class in solution explorer? 🤡🤡🤡
Maybe at least he now learns proper object oriented programming language. #nomorefp
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13 Oct 2021
Our campaign is success, Microsoft have dropped F# from next big .NET release - no talk about it here, so it is dead!
This is first step to end evil of functional programming!
Let's make it happen together @DotNetIsCSharp !
#csharp #dotnet
Announcing .NET 6 Release Candidate 2 devblogs.microsoft.com/dotne…
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13 Aug 2021
Sad that F# can do this but missed important features for writing real programs 😂
No support for normal features like classes, or new killer features like static abstraction or hot reload! Bye bye!
24 Oct 2020
Typical F# user, always jump in to talk about how much better is F# than C#. And at same time they ignore that latest F# stole key features from C# like nameof and string interpolation.
Days of functional programming are over! Replaced with much better C# switch expressions.
23 Oct 2020
I'm used to using the C# 9 features in F# ;-)
And soon some C# features in F# like nameof and string interpolation.
It is nice to see both languages improve.
However, C# becomes more and more complex.
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3 Oct 2020
Of course! F# now sees the truth and starts to evolve into proper language. But it is too late, and why? when there is already best language on dotnet for every programming style. Even if you need FP, C# has best mix of it with OOP. #perfect
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