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sydney swikee @illbertinsane

akulah wujud kentang goreng anyep

Joined May 2023
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sydney swikee@illbertinsane
3 Jun 2023
there's a price we should pay for our deeds in the past
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hmch
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pengen ndue tas ransel elek elekan dinggo tempur soale kesel nggowo totbek hambelsing marai pundak jonjing
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Prairie dawg@Prairie272220
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When somebody calls instead of texting
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miaw 🎀🍀@psybaulogy
21h
"tuhan menciptakan adam dan hawa, bukan adam dan yanto." with the same logic, explain polygamy then??? tuhan menciptakan adam dan hawa bukan adam dan hawa, siti, nurul, abigail???
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ts not funny he’s completely brainless and incompetent for his own life
tita🐰
@titaspov
Jun 14
gw jadi keinget pas lagi jaga IGD dan nanya riwayat pasien ditemani istrinya… 👩‍⚕️: ada alergi obat? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: ada 🧔: enggak ada 👩: ada 👩‍⚕️: jadi ada atau enggak? 👩: tahun lalu dikasih obat terus bentol semua 🧔: oh iya ya 👩‍⚕️: … 👩‍⚕️: riwayat operasi? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: usus buntu 2019 🧔: OH IYA 👩‍⚕️: … 👩‍⚕️: obat rutin? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: tiap pagi minum obat darah tinggi 🧔: itu dihitung? 👩‍⚕️: pak… 👩: makanya saya ikut masuk hal yang tidak diajarkan di FK: kadang riwayat penyakit pasien tersimpan lebih aman di memori istrinya daripada di pasiennya sendiri 😭
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist
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me and my snail wife if we were sharing a delicious cucumber and a kiss
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໊@wynavira
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getting better but also becoming worse. u wouldn’t get it
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an ᨳଓ@gkvcr
Jun 15
rediscovering that i genuinely love working out everytime i get back to it after skipping a few days......
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pengen makan disuapin
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sorry
•wxves@jaywxves_
13h
being left on delivered in oomf’s dms while they parade around on the timeline
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kasian sih logicnya ky gini
kala.
@sampingfore
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keanu said “Mau sebanyak apapun temen lo, kalo lo ga punya pasangan lo bakal selalu ngerasa sendiri. Tapi kalo lo punya pasangan, mau ga punya temen pun lo bakal ngerasa cukup.”
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dee@decayingweb
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men can ask for nudes but the second i ask for money i’m the bad guy
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it hurts somehow that i’ll never pretty enough to be loved
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the lust wore off and now i want to be loved genuinely and i want to be held like a burger
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nata Ი𐑼@Nitasmeaw
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My favorite sex position is when you communicate your feelings in a direct way
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instagram and tiktok be like “people you may know” and it’s the girl he cheated with 😹
dom@mizzaclizza
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i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions
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☆ ⋆ 𝒜𝒾𝓎𝒶 ₊ ☆@tarilktea
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boobs so big i can lick my own nipple what the freak
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ً@deleteduser344
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computa give me someone who's genuine and obsessed with me
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Cat-47@the47cat
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