“…yes. Father. I shall become a bat.” | dyke |📚: Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

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Reviving the substack I started last summer, here are some quick thoughts on Kane Parsons’ Backrooms! open.substack.com/pub/joyce0…
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It is genuinely hilarious to be leading every game substantially only to blow it every time
“We absolutely dominated for most of the series” Victor Wembanyama after the Spurs lost 4-1 in the Finals
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pretty crazy that the knicks won a championship even though the other team decided the outcome of every game
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This is so insane lol
The Spurs in the NBA Finals: Game 1: Blew a 14-point lead Game 2: Blew a 12-point lead Game 4: Blew a 29-point lead Game 5: Blew a 16-point lead Brutal
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it’s our time 🏆
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The first good night sleep in your own bed after a week and a half >>>>
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They’re putting them next to the word “clutch” in the dictionary
Has a team ever wanted it more
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this kind of unambiguously proves that the knicks would have gone undefeated if that fat pedophile didn't decide to attend game 3
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2016 NCAA Champions. 2026 NBA Champions.
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I can’t wait to see the edits hit my TikTok for you page tomorrow
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The Knicks won which means for 24 hours all crime is legal in NYC
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Wemby is like the Howard Ratner of aura gambling
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Let’s take a moment to thank the spurs for selling harder than anyone ever
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Conversely: New York sports organizations are ontologically good. The Knicks are the protagonists of June 2026 and if you’re not behind them now there’s evil in you. im sorry but it’s true.
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for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆
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One win away
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SPIKE LEE IS GOING TO MAKE HIGHEST 3 LOWEST
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JALEN CRYING IM ABT TO EAT DRYWALL
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Dave portnoy suicide livestream when
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IF YOURE IN NY PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT REGISTER RN
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