Joined September 2018
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18 Nov 2021
Mf’s create a private story just to post short vague ass sentences like yall the modern Socrates or something
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8 Nov 2025
I got mad groin pull
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19 Jul 2025
When you have to shit real bad but your stomach grumbles the right way and it adds 10 more minutes to the clock
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27 Jun 2025
I want the AOC so bad ik she thinking ab me
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22 Apr 2025
Sometimes the toilet flushes so hard I be hitting this pose
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20 Apr 2025
They need to make a live action castle crashers or imma fuck the next dude that’s name rhymes with bandy febol
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17 Apr 2025
8 Gat Fingle didn’t know hurt til Purple Perry stroked his skinch
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9 Apr 2025
If you see an old person driving when they clearly aren’t capable of doing it anymore, you should be able to call the cops on them. 1000% serious btw
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9 Apr 2025
The doctors office makes you wait an extra 45 minutes just to tell you that you have two STD’s!! Bullshit
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8 Apr 2025
Twitter is the only place where
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22 Mar 2025
If pickin my nose was a crime, I’d have the death sentence!!
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chefGrot3 retweeted
17 Mar 2025
90s WWE was WILD
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18 Mar 2025
I POST CAR CRASHES💥🚚
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18 Mar 2025
Finna commit crimes in the name of bad breath
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14 Mar 2025
Conk quest
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11 Mar 2025
Someone shit in my toilet and it was NOT me
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11 Mar 2025
Wake up and I smoke a fuckin blunt, then I snitch on the gang then I beat my motha fuckin meat
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11 Mar 2025
McDonald’s got rid of the drive thru trash can because of ME
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11 Mar 2025
r/Treefuckers
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chefGrot3 retweeted
3 Mar 2025
This dude to my right looks as if he would like to be maybe punched. When he reads this in 17 minutes I will unleash hell
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3 Mar 2025
I’m gonna hurt the guy sitting to my left. When he reads this tweet the 40 minute death timer starts.
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