Programmer, father, husband, geek, Scouter, Mormon. Married to @chillyfreetoes. I'll make your đŸ’»dance.

Joined January 2014
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Guys... there's a #KidsGuideToPresidentTrump - just the thing to prevent your godless, heathen parents that support democracy from teaching you all those lies about #January6th! Seriously, Internet, this is why some books need to be banned... thekidsguide.com/president-t

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For anyone who buys @KimGardnerSTL claims that this is all "politically motivated", listen to other #Democrats discuss her performance candidly. #GarndersGottaGo
“If Kim Gardner doesn’t resign, we’re gonna have a situation where it’s gonna be complete mayhem.” Bill McClellan says Tishaura Jones and other democrats need to convince Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner to resign. #DonnybrookSTL
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Won't interview with local news but will for a YouTuber. Another thing @KimGardnerSTL is unwilling to confront along with the city's massive case load: difficult questions about her dereliction of duty. youtu.be/2lJ66vd7e5c #GardnersGottaGo

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Guys... there's a #KidsGuideToPresidentTrump - just the thing to prevent your godless, heathen parents that support democracy from teaching you all those lies about #January6th! Seriously, Internet, this is why some books need to be banned... thekidsguide.com/president-t

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(In Trump's voice): "Raise your hand and repeat after me - In my defense... I do solemnly swear... That she was asking for it... And I've never seen those papers in my life.. But if I did... I declassified them with my mind... MAGA." 😔
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Every year, they'll go around to sell timeshares and framed portraits of Vladimir Putin. Around campfires, they share conspiracy theories about cannibal Democrats and unspecific "government regulations". #DonaldsYouth
Dan Lopez is #hiring. Know anyone who might be interested? lnkd.in/g_a7Q4fW

Hate those uncomfortable discussions with your kids about something you just saw on a show that's supposed to be appropriate for them but is blatantly not? So do I! Support Common Sense's work here: 2022 Mid-Year Giving Campaign classy.org/campaign/c414774

Good to remember when comparing yourself to the “Jones’s” - either next door, on social media, or at work. lnkd.in/gSgGw84c

This ignores all the intangible benefits of being a better employee than the other guy - like being the only name that isn’t on the list of “employees to layoff”! This is short-sighted, populist, trash posting. Unfortunately, LinkedIn is thick with it. lnkd.in/g8C8wMk3
I feel this in my bones! I’ve left jobs (and lost jobs!) over this numerous times. Unclear work roles and red tape have to be the biggest ones I’ve confronted in my career but lack of resources coupled with tightening deadlines is the surest đŸš©at any co
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Why is @boyscouts so TERRIBLE when it comes to software? As an Eagle Scout, I get that outdoors is our “thing” but continually doubling down on 10-20yo technology to run a website feels like national has had a very persuasive @Microsoft salesperson since 1998.