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Texas Jedi @imjedi

Just here for fvckery

Joined March 2009
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Why are United States soldiers saluting Brazilian fighters?
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@LePapillonBlu2
Jun 9
Alright, who made this!!? 🤣😂
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Why is Butlick sitting like this?
Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids
Jun 9
Oh boy the Epstein guy is sitting courtside
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Pseudo Nym@SudoNym25
Jun 9
The Epstein World Cup is about to kick off soon and the new promo dropped 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Don’t fool yourself. There are two kinds of people who will fvck you for money: hookers and billionaires.
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Die already.
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Acyn
@Acyn
May 19
Markwayne Mullin: President Trump has assembliated—assemblied a great team.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
May 17
Buttigieg on Sean Duffy: "I love roadtrips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded roadtrip lasted about 7 months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different. To make roadtrips unaffordable and then go around celebrating your own roadtrip is actually what people are so frustrated about."
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MAGA can eat all of the bags of dicks
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Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
Apr 29
Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
Apr 29
👀
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Staged
BonkDaCarnivore
@BonkDaCarnivore
Apr 26
Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.
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Yawn. Staged.
Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸
@LucasSa56947288
Apr 26
Question! Do you think the WH correspondent dinner was a fake staged assassination attempt? (A: Yes (B: No
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Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney
Apr 15
JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Mar 27
CPAC speaker: How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings? Crowd: *cheers* CPAC speaker: No. That was the wrong answer. Let me try it again...
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This is worth a throat punch
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We are going to get a pup cup to celebrate Noem’s firing and we are gonna pour one out for Cricket.
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
Mar 5
Gone, but not forgotten.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
Mar 5
The craziest part about Kristi Noem getting fired is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein
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The interesting thing about MAGA is when they get rid of one really shitty human turd, there is always another turd who is at least shitty.
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