Everyone’s favorite Aunty. Restaurateur, Chef, Mom, Chandler. @rekojacandle @firedandiced_

Joined April 2011
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Shenanigans with the siblings 🤣 My dad was just wondering what kind of children his wife brought home to him.
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I’d rather find a thousand people sef
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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That’s the one thing he has done excellently in his tenure. Shalla to him, Tokunbo Wahab and Muyiwa Gbadegesin!
Lagos has gone back to being one of the dirtiest states in Nigeria, Jide sanwoolu really did that 👏
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Lagos has gone back to being one of the dirtiest states in Nigeria, Jide sanwoolu really did that 👏
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Sometime in the next two weeks I must make biscuits and sausage gravy with fried biscuits and a peach cobbler. Don’t ask me why I am craving this at 8am on a Sunday.
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Places I’d love to get my hands on (if the owners have sense)
There’s a Naija restaurant at San Jose in the Bay Area where average wait time for a plate of jollof rice is almost two hours; wish I was making this up. Whites, Asians they come here too and I can’t imagine how many will never come back. I want to have a convo with the owner to help optimize the process but something just tells me to mind my business. It’s so sad.
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Nigeria is truly hell. I feel so sorry for this guy. You spend so much time fighting low level problems that you never think of in a normal society
My week in summary: 1. I've not had power for 5 days now. I pay band A btw @IkejaElectric 🤭. This has been my most unproductive week ever! I suffered this week! 2. All the food my sister made last weekend (for the month) in the fridge have all gone bad. We spent around 140k for those dishes. 3. I had to (forced) to pay for a new office space cos ofc I can no longer work from home due to the light issues. No longer a remote worker 😂🤭 I hate this one sm. 4. I tried to buy an inverter and got scammed of that sum😂😂 So yeah, many things dey my mind. I'll get my money back ofc but I need light, man! Fuck!!!
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Me to Toni and Bidemi at least twice a week! My grey hairs have quadrupled abeg! But never ever closing it!!!!
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The Elon Musk dick riding from THAT group of men… I’m just glad you niggasa are Nigerian cause the damage you can do is limited here
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Lekki and Oniru too are starting to see trash heaps. Shout out the Oniru management sha, they’re fighting it tooth and nail but they shouldn’t have to fight so hard to keep an area clean.
From Aguda, to Ijesha, to Lawanson, to Ojuelegba, to Yaba, there is an overwhelming amount of trash on the roads. What exactly is going on???
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Aunty Teda retweeted
Iyan Kolobe de! This is how the seller notifies the neighbourhood.
Have you visited my state?
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Just reminded my family people that when somebody close to us was going through marital issues, the response was “don’t involve third parties in your marriage” Best believe I’m not involving third parties in my choice to marry or not. So you guys can abandon me after? Tufiakwa!
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Finally tested saucy wings that you people have been begging for and wow wow wow You people had a point o. I’m sorry I’m stubborn 😭
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Don't invite me over oooo! Please I am a guest. When you come to my home you're a guest too please
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I eat at Fired&Iced almost daily and I am still blown away by how good the food is daily! @AbidemiSofuyi remind me to send you flowers tomorrow!
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Bruhhhh The chicken wings @FiredandIced_ >>>>>>>
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All these Obi doesn’t know governance tweets might hold water if the man wasn’t a TWO TERM GOVERNOR!
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Have you visited my state?
The way fufu is sold everywhere on the streets, I've always wondered why nobody sells pounded yam the same way. Imagine being able to buy small portions of pounded yam whenever you're craving it😩
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I was and I also did the food styling/cooking for the movie!
I’m just finding out @imoteda was in Royal Hibiscus Hotel!
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Fine dining you say?🧐
fine dining - Senior HRs|Founders|C-Suite Guys- discussions - games: another Oga HR mixer is coming soon. just come and eat, drink and have fun. come out for my quarterly adult mid-term break and chill. are you ready???
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A month in Mexico actually sounds so bloody nice!!
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