Software growth equity. I tweet nothing of substance - that’s my promise to you

Joined May 2021
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Watching my team sign two LOIs a day apart the week leading up to Labor Day weekend.
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No one will remember how crisp your IC deck was or how much money you made. They’ll remember if your arms filled your sleeves, how big your bench was, and whether you had clear quad separation. Act accordingly.
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Sir, a second 3L bottle of rosé has hit the table.
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There are few things in this world that will make you appreciate life more than sitting at a beach club in Ibiza with a DJ spinning Afro house with some of your dearest boys enjoying 6L of rosé.
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Mid 8 day Spain bender update: ran with the bulls this morning, exhilarating (not something I need to do again). Ibiza next up, should be equally special.
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Pamplona I love you. Tomorrow we run with the bulls.
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A lot of horrific fits at Saratoga for the Belmont, you hate to see it.
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The cub does concern himself with the comments he’s waiting on
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I’m going to need my body to get with the program and agree that liquid calories don’t count.
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Can someone good at budgeting help me fix my monthly expenses? Rent: $3,000 Student Loans: $700 Gym: $415 Drinks with my absolute boys (who I adore): $34,575
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Just spilled a red Gatorade zero on my white shirt…definitely a sober move.
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Making funds flows might be my least favorite activity on the planet.
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At a minor league ball game, having cheap beers with my best buddies and naming NHL players that wore 1-99. Doesn’t get much better than that.
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Malcom Gladwell is furious about the existence of Gavin McKenna.
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Nothing quite like a fiery legal call on a Friday afternoon.
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“The bill for this call is probably not worth the squeeze” - tremendous stuff
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I can’t even begin to understand what the fuck the Bruins have done…
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People love saying “hopefully this gives you enough to chew on” when they know full well the information they’ve provided is insufficient.
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“They need more of the purchase price in cash, they have kids in private school!” - nice man, I couldn’t give a fuck less, we’re already giving them $20M in cash they should be able to swing private school
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Sent an IC deck up the chain last Sunday, still no comments. Any bets on when they’ll come in?
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