“spill the tea” said the winter soldier [not all quotes are originals] icon by @charcubed
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bucci retweeted
9 Oct 2019
bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]
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bucci retweeted
28 Jan 2020
bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it
steve: what
bucky: facebook
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bucci retweeted
3 Nov 2019
[tfatws]
fury: so you’ll handle the threat?
sam: yeah we’ll handle it
fury: for how much
bucky: idk. fifty
fury: fifty grand?
bucky: [spits water]
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29 Sep 2020
bucky: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room
steve: its called arson and those are the witnesses
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29 Sep 2020
[close up on bucky drinking hot chocolate]
bucky: im like 99% angel
[pan out to show building behind him on fire]
bucky: but that 1%...
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6 Sep 2020
steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us
sam: what’d bucky do?
steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and-
bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?
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6 Sep 2020
steve: bucky’s chapstick tastes really good
becca barnes: you two finally kissed?
bucky: no, he ate it
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31 Aug 2020
steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out]
bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away]
onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend?
bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!
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25 Aug 2020
bucky: we’ll have a number eight please
waiter: that’s a party platter. it serves twelve people
steve: we know what we’re about, son
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25 Aug 2020
steve: it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this
bucky: .... you’re just holding out your hand
steve: 🥺
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22 Aug 2020
preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within-
becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years
steve: what
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13 Aug 2020
1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰
2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared
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6 Aug 2020
fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger?
steve: my love of justice
natasha: my desire to put things right
bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway
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6 Aug 2020
steve: alpines mad because i keep picking her up like she’s a burger. don’t be burger shaped then. idiot
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21 Jul 2020
bucky: so it turns out the “bad vibes” i’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”
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21 Jul 2020
bucky [holding alpine at eye-level]: you are a fearless warrior. the bravest fighter i’ve ever known. a mighty feline
alpine: miaow
bucky [sets her down]: now go kill that spider in the kitchen while i keep hiding in the bathroom
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17 Jul 2020
[texting]
bucky: can you call me? i can't find my phone
steve: yeah one sec, let me find my phone
bucky: okay i'll wait
steve: i can't find it, can you call me?
bucky: yeah one sec
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