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Zanka, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Riyo: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Riyo: Here you go.
Zanka:
Riyo:
Enjin: Why am I here?
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Riyo: Hey, Enjin, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Enjin: Yeah.
Riyo: And you, Zanka?
Zanka: Umm... yes?
Riyo: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Zanka: Did she just-
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Zanka: You spent all our money on THIS??
Enjin, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Enjin: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Zanka: We’re married.
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Enjin: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Zanka: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Enjin:
Zanka: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Riyo: We know what you meant.
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Riyo: And now for a gay update with Enjin and Zanka.
Enjin: Getting gayer.
Riyo: Thank you, Enjin.
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Zanka: Is something burning?
Enjin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Zanka: Enjin, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Enjin: Stop doing that.
Zanka: Stop doing what?
Enjin: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Enjin, throwing his head into Zanka's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Zanka, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Enjin: Please, Zanka, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Enjin: I’m sorry Zanka.
Enjin: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Zanka: It has to be done.
Enjin:
Zanka:
Enjin:
Zanka: *Places 4* Uno.
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Zanka: That was so hot, Enjin.
Enjin: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Zanka: I'm so in love with you.
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Rudo: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Enjin:
Enjin: I'm gonna tell him.
Zanka: Don't you dare.
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Enjin: What are you eating?
Zanka: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Enjin: I like you, don't I?
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incorrect enzan エンザン ☂️👹 retweeted
This is so accurate 😂😂
Riyo: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Rudo: I sleep with a knife.
Enjin: Both of you are pathetic.
Riyo: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Enjin: Zanka.
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incorrect enzan エンザン ☂️👹 retweeted
Enzn Parents!AU where Enzn gets called to Rudo's school because Rudo got into fight and the first thing Enjin says when he sees his kid is, "Did you win?" while Zanka smacks his husband's head.
Zanka: Rudo got into a fight.
Enjin: That’s bad.
Enjin:
Enjin: Did he win?
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incorrect enzan エンザン ☂️👹 retweeted
Can't you blame him for being nervous tho 😭
Enjin, sweating: Zanka, there’s something I need to ask you—
Zanka: Finally! You’re proposing!
Enjin: How’d you know?
Zanka: Enjin, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Zanka: I even picked it up once.
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Zanka: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Enjin: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Rudo: So, how long have you and Enjin been together?
Zanka: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Enjin and I are not together. No. No.
Rudo: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
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Riyo: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Rudo: I sleep with a knife.
Enjin: Both of you are pathetic.
Riyo: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Enjin: Zanka.
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Zanka: Rudo got into a fight.
Enjin: That’s bad.
Enjin:
Enjin: Did he win?
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