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I’ve launched another escape room adventure game! Play online, or grab a game as a last minute gift 🎁
Here’s here’s Archie to tell you all about it 👀 supersecretdecoder.com/produ…
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Found it!
ALT Article from New Scientist, 11th of February 2002. BT Group PLC will appear in a New York federal court on Monday to try to enforce a patent it says covers all hyperlinking. BT claims it invented the hyperlink in 1976, and anyone who uses the World Wide Web owes them money.
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Oh, hey, so it’s been exactly 30 years to the day since I last had an alcoholic drink. 17th of November 1994. I was 16. It was a bottle of Heineken, I think? I didn’t finish it.
ALT A selfie of me, a man with salt & pepper hair and light stubble, illuminated by green light with a purple background. I’m wearing a green relaxed fit sweater and have my chin propped on my wrist.
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
14 Nov 2024
2024 if only black people could vote
Kamala wins every state with insane margins. Her worst performing state would be Montana, where she still carries by 34.8%
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Jake Paul isn’t just a mouldy sponge soaked with garbage water and coffee grinds; he’s also a racist pos. Check what he does after he gets slapped 👀
Cannot WAIT for Tyson to spin his head so hard he turns into an owl right before his spine twists off.
15 Nov 2024
Mike Tyson Slaps Jake Paul During Their Final Face Off, Before Their Fight This Friday.😭
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
5 Nov 2024
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"
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This is what happens when people don’t know how to think critically. He doesn’t have ‘reasons’. He just doesn’t like Black women.
Brain as smooth as a bowling ball.
ALT A Twitter user posts: “I voted for HIM - and *I* think he’s a bad guy. But I think she’s worse for different reasons.”
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
6 Nov 2024
dude is a barely coherent convicted sex predator whose only platform is wanting to do more crimes, what is fucking happening
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I’m about 95% certain that no one I follow on here actually voted for Trump, so this isn’t directed at *you*, but more generally at the entire United States:
What the fck y’all doing? 🤨 #Election2024
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done
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Lawrie ✨ retweeted
4 Nov 2024
Really is a tough call.
On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan
But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman
Quite the dilemma
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