😰 Just take me back there. I don't want this future.

Time Passes So Fast. Every Day Is A Memory. Love You Forever Bobby Heenan. 🙏🏻

Yup I reserve the right to ignore pop culture, the zeitgeist or the flavor of the month Or the viral social media outrage of the moment I would rather roll 3d6 straight down the line. Or pick dead flowers.

Clearly an imposter, no polka dots and I dont see a bionic elbow anywhere. Someone should punish this miscreant with soft blankets and crunchy treats.

PRIDE ‘26 … I encountered these protestors at the Birmingham Pride Parade, and much to the dismay of my group, I stopped to talk to them. I asked them what they hoped to accomplish, to which they responded: “To provoke.” I guess that is why they had a GoPro attached to the “TURN TO JESUS” sign… because the Lord Jesus himself was always making sure to get footage of the people he provoked in Samaria. I asked them if they knew anything about those verses on their sign above Jesus’ name. You know the ones… the 2 or 3 out of thousands verses that they believe give them the right to provoke. They told me that those verses condemn all of the gays and lesbians around them (the ones who were clearly more joyful than the ones holding the hate signs). I told them that they were, in fact, wrong about those verses. They asked me which version of the Bible I was reading, probably assuming the Message or the NLT. I said the Greek… which seemed to flummox them a bit. They launched into a dissertation about how the KJV was the only translation to trust, as it was translated directly into English by William Tyndale from the Hebrew. It was now my turn to be flummoxed. Where do I even begin? I tried to keep it simple, and simply said that there were multiple factual problems with that statement… but most importantly, were they aware that the KJV doesn’t contain the word “homosexual” or any similar word, and that none of those verses on those signs even implied the word “homosexuality” in its translation. I could feel the temperature rising. Sign Man asked me what I did. I said I am a pastor. He quickly responded: “…of a gay church?” “No,” I said. “So a straight church,” he concluded. “There is no such thing,” I said, unable to hide a bit of a smirk. “You know,” I said, “Your sign lists all kinds of things… not just homosexuality. Do you stand outside of your own church and protest to provoke?” He looked a bit caught off guard, “Why would I?” “Well, I see you have ‘liars’ up there in that list, do you give them the same treatment outside your church as you are giving the folks here?” I could see the anger flash. Understandably so, I suppose. I had provoked him and he hadn’t expected it. I suppose only he was allowed to do the provoking. “You are a demon and this conversation is over,” he said as he turned his back to me, the conversation clearly over from his standpoint. I walked away to rejoin my friends and to apologize for delaying their merrymaking. I really was sorry, because honestly, I should have just shaken the dust off of my sandals and avoided them… treating them much like the pious religious person who stood in the public square and shouted his religious resume so all could see how great he was. But there was a parade to enjoy…. a parade in which at least 70% of the floats were from churches (like the one I attend, the one pictured). And I think that makes a far better statement about Jesus than the sign, tbh.

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This only one pendant can only be used once. When desired, a 4-spirit-horse pulled chariot of gold & fire will sweep in, taking away as many as 6, encapsulated in a -10 protective shell that stops all but 9th level magic, whisking them away to user's home. AD&D D&D Magic Items

A group of fireflies is called a sparkle ✨

Real life rangers Lady rangers Rad

Amazing storytelling. Glad we get to hear their side.

Inside the desert temple of Saarlan the Wicked? Nope, just the inside of a violin

Wow! Looks like it was a 5 star match

Before Elmore. Before Caldwell. Before Easley. Before Parkinson. There was Dave Sutherland’s dragon. The original 1977 Holmes Basic Set painting is far brighter than the published box cover. A wizard. A fighter. A dragon on a pile of treasure. That’s it. That’s D&D. Fifty years later, we’re still chasing that moment. Photo from @ZenopusArchives blog

This bottle allows a Thief or Bard to burn a substance, inhale the fumes through the spout, to gain abilities such as fire-breathing, acid cloud, gust of wind, and other momentary spell-like feat. The ingredients needed are rare & costly but this AD&D D&D Magic Items has no limit

1983. A new Monster Manual. A new generation of monsters. And the first AD&D hardcover cover painted by Jeff Easley. TSR had no idea they were looking at the debut of one of the defining fantasy artists of the next two decades.

This odd brooch of an ancient Empire protects the wearer from fire and gas attacks ( 3 to save and -2 to each die of damage) by encasing them is a shimmering red & yellow light which makes them more likely to be hit; -2 AC. AD&D D&D Magic Items

So there’s this common misconception that autistic people take everything literally. I’m autistic, so I can tell you… that’s just not true. The people who actually take things literally are kleptomaniacs. I just have autism.

Thinking of you today, pops!!❤️

I found a picture of a vacuum conducting heat

Tastes just like baby food