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4 Feb 2023
I'm starting an email newsletter π§
It's called Personal Lessons for Founders. Iβll share short thoughts on challenges, problems, and situations Iβve faced as an early stage founder over the years and what Iβve learned from them.
If you're an early stage founder, read on π§΅:
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Jun 10
Are there actually good PR agencies out there?
Never experienced one that achieved its goals before tbh
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Jun 2
When I'm in a thread with a government employee and they ask to destroy a document
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Jun 2
We're on the lookout for experienced salespeople that can help @OrdoSchools expand our public school district business and bring fresh food to schools nationwide
Message me if you're interested! Or share with someone that would be a great fit π
Link is in the comments
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May 29
I saw some Robinhood YTD screenshots on my wifeβs insta feed
Probably near a (local) top
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May 25
what product team at Meta decided that a friend POSTING PHOTOS merits a push notification
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Mar 3
I met someone who was trying to build her outsourced Netsuite sysadmin business the other day
Itβs a big world out there
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Jan 26
Anyone know a SF Bay Area based videographer?
We're making an ad for @OrdoSchools
Need a quick turnaround, filming needs to happen soon
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Jan 17
People who donβt do sales like to talk about βfixing the leaky bucketβ in the funnel before trying to get more sales
When the chips are down, filling pipeline is what you can control
No sense in sending a million differently-worded follow up emails to same batch of leads
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Jan 13
there's a guy in my local Switchyards club that's always complaining about VCs and how they don't get what he's building
probably ngmi
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Jan 4
Titles: Marketing -> Growth
Jan 4
men are masterful at taking women-driven practices and hardening the language to (successfully) market them to a totally different audience:
wellness -> longevity
self-care -> looksmaxxing
therapy -> executive coaching
brand activation -> popup
dieting -> biohacking
what else??
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Jan 4
The most egregious version of this is the growth engineer
People that can code but donβt want to code anymore and also donβt want to be labeled as just βmarketingβ decided to create a new title
Whatever makes you happy I guess
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31 Dec 2025
if youβre a founder and youβre posting on X about your angel investments often
I automatically assume your company is ngmi
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9 Dec 2025
Today's the first time I've ever had a customer service person basically hang up on me lol
Super surprising from @FedEx
I'm buying a put option on that company tomorrow
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23 Sep 2025
When salespeople follow up on a cold email with you to "close the loop"
the loop was never even open π€¨
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7 Sep 2025
Living in the suburbs makes me actually reconsider visiting friends in the city (Atlanta)
Current status: getting stopped by 8 red lights on my way to visit them
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29 Aug 2025
As Iβve been hiring, Iβve noticed a lot of ChatGPT use in candidate emails/cover letters
Nothing wrong with using it, but it might be worth for people to look carefully at what they send
Been seeing some AI hallucinations and made up qualifications
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26 Aug 2025
btw hiring a Sales Director at Ordo
why you should join:
- bring fresh, healthier food to kids in schools across the country
- work with a great team, remote
- make a lot of money
pretty much all good reasons
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26 Aug 2025
And if you're a salesperson that's worked at a startup selling to schools before, you rocket to the top of my list.
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