Blogger, of the sexy kind. Video game and soft porn enthusiast. Reads a lot; writes a little; sleeps rarely. He/Him.
Joined March 2009
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Jun 16
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Innocent Loverboy retweeted
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”
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Jun 9
I may be alone in this but I genuinely don't think the world needs another Ocarina of Time rehash. Yes, it's very pretty, but after the original, the version for GameCube and the 3DS port I'm no longer interested in the exact same game!
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Jun 8
"Here, Dad. I heard Brooklyn Beckham is named after the place he was conceived."
"That's right, son."
"Is that what happened with my sister Alley and my brother Cliff?"
"Now why would you say that, The 12:25 to Liverpool Street?"
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Jun 7
Onigri? Donuts? I'm so confused!
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May 17
I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't.
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#softpornsunday
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Innocent Loverboy retweeted
May 16
do me a favor
like and share this
if gaming has
helped your mental health
✨🎮
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May 15
I also have all 20... and I was born in the '80s!
May 15
I do! Except what’s a rotary
Phone is it one with a round dial? If so then absolutely- child of the 70’s and so fucking glad I am - life is stupid now
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May 13
Please retweet.
May 13
On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:
“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.
Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”
It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.
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May 14
Might as well wade into this #StarWars thing as nobody ever agrees with me about Star Wars.
1) Ewan McGregor is perfectly cast. He IS Obi-Wan. There genuinely isn't a lot of "Ben" in the original trilogy but EMG perfectly encapsulates the character. Flawless performance.
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May 14
#StarWars
2) I genuinely could not care less about Anakin's Force ghost. Sebastian Shaw probably deserved more screen time than three seconds as Anakin's dying face but I'm not in the least offended by Hayden appearing. Either version is fine with me.
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May 13
Leana always makes me smile and laugh. She's very pretty but it's her honesty that gets me!
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May 11
We don't deserve Caroline Lucas. She is clear, frank, focused and truthful. The Sky News guy was clearly trying to get her to discredit Zack, and she was having none of it. I joined the GPEW immediately after the 2010 election and have never once regretted it.
May 10
‘The Greens have struck a nerve here’
Former Green Party leader Caroline Lucas discusses our record-breaking local election results on Sky News.
Want to join our growing movement for change? Become a Green Party member ⤵️
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Innocent Loverboy retweeted
May 8
If you live in areas that have elected a Reform council, this is where you all come in. Report every pothole, broken pavement, keep them on their toes and make their lives intolerable.
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May 9
My name's not actually Dan but it's the best I could come up with.
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Feeling vulnerable, tread carefully.
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