writer, procrastinator, here to avoid the blank page (she/her)
Joined March 2010
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Jun 14
I thought this was HOTD promo 😭
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Jun 13
At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.
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Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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Jun 10
📣 PLAN CHANGE for #SPNBoston! FIFA is also in Boston this weekend, and the road closures mean we don't want anyone stranded. So instead of our planned cleanup, we're collecting donations for South Boston Neighborhood House. Donate at our table from the list here. Thank you! 💙
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Welcome to the greatest city on Earth.
Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here.
Learn more at nyctourism.com.
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Jun 8
Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.
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hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust
🚨 ICE announces it will no longer report deaths of recently released detainees.
This comes after the deaths of recently released detainees surge to a two-decade high.
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Just a reminder: You may notice gas prices inching down a bit. They’re now increasing the level of ethanol they put into our gasoline from 10% to 15%. Started May 1. This is really bad for our cars and will cause damage to our car’s fuel system due to corrosion.
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Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres
Kevin O’Leary will shrink his 40,000-acre Utah data center by half after facing backlash
“I have no choice”
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Jun 8
Fun fact: You can make Castiel and Destiel from the letters in Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
#PhoenixFanFusion
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Jun 6
john winchester:
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cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior
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the AI does not even need health insurance and it still costs more than the employees
Jun 1
Microsoft Bans Claude Code After AI Costs More Than The Humans It Replaced
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Jun 2
Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K potholes, protected gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers’ pay to $30/hr and drove violent crime to historic lows.
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this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”
🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani releases map of free and affordable NYC activities for summer 2026.
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