Dav...Zack Polanski is really sad about all his favourite violent criminals getting sent down. Thankfully he's got the bargain hunter (no Gucci shirts for her, only charity shop finds) Hannah to cheer him up, celebrating her first 100 days of MPing! 8:15pm

What?! This is mental. It has been claimed that a secretive UK govt unit intervenes to write statements by the families of victims of potentially racially linked incidents to stop them from inflaming tensions further with their remarks. This is allegedly a secret unit called the ‘Research, Information and Communications Unit’ They reportedly try to manage the 'challenges' of multiculturalism. “Its techniques range from planting stories in the media, using undercover operatives to lay flowers at the scene of terrorist attacks and even, in one case, sending a pop group to sing anti-extremist songs in Muslim schools.“ Via @DailyMail

So we can intercept hostile watercraft, after all! No idea why those pesky little dinghys keep slipping through.....

This image has come to symbolise the desperation felt in our country. The lies and gaslighting associated with its aftermath serve as a further illustration. A 12-year-old girl — frightened and vulnerable — frantically tries to protect herself from harm. And yet the police and authorities believed her abusers. They always believe the abusers — if they aren’t British.

Absolute pleasure to be back at @UnleashedComedy Leeds last night. Brilliant lineup & fantastic audience as always. See you all again very soon!

All week Zack Polanski has been attacking Reform politicians for their so called “extreme” language. Here he is outright defending criminals who broke a female police officer’s back with a sledgehammer. He’s a dangerous extremist and I’m glad he is being exposed for what he is.

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Starmer has brought Morgan McSweeney back as an advisor, four months after he quit over the Mandelson scandal - more now @GBNEWS

As a Japanese watching the UK right now, I have one simple question. A Sudanese asylum seeker just tried to behead a local man in Belfast. The victim lost an eye. This comes after years of grooming gangs raping thousands of British girls — gangs that police and councils deliberately ignored because they were afraid of being called racist. In Japan, even one case like this would have triggered national outrage and immediate policy reversal. But in Britain, the conversation is still about “not being far-right.” British people, at what point does protecting your own children become more important than protecting your reputation? We genuinely do not understand this.

A young girl in Scotland who defended herself against migrants, only to be vilified by the media, has now been vindicated in court. Those same migrants were found guilty of directing sexual remarks at the girls. The British media owe her and her family an apology.

This wk overpriced, ultra woke meal box company with super pushy door to door salespeople 'Hello Fresh' celebrated Pride month by insinuating that gay men spend the entire mth of June cleansing & prepping their rectums. Complete with tone deaf promo code!🤦🏻

Ah, yes. I remember all the do gooders, the be kind people running with the 'far right' narrative instead of seeing it was clearly a terrified young girl being harassed by a predator & reacting in whatever way she could to try & make him stop.

⚠️ Leaked from the Us Labours WhatsApp group!⚠️"Notice to all Us Labours -Defense secretary John Healey resigned today. We must now move at pace to post about free breakfast clubs until further notice!"

.@elonmusk should respond to Labour MPs blaming him for civil unrest by removing the feature to disable replies.

Hello Fresh surprised their customers this week with an eyebrow raising Pride month message which appeared to suggest the main activity of Pride month required some sort of rectal cleanse complete with a not so subtle promo code youtu.be/LwmM-y533tI

No idea who dropped the ball in PMQs today & neglected to mention Free Breakfast Clubs but I'm not prepared to let that go, not on my watch. Thankfully I have this handy reminder that our Bridget Phillipson recorded last week, following Two Tier policing gate

That's a whole lot of Carols....

I'm so glad he mentioned the coalition of the willing. It's all British people are thinking about right now.

Patriots - if you are protesting tonight, in Belfast or elsewhere, do NOT give Starmer what he wants. Stay calm. Keep your heads. Do NOT attack the police. The state will show you no mercy. The dangerous ‘far-right’ will be blamed, and your life will be ruined forever. It will be that brutal. However angry you are feeling now, it is not worth it. Protest - but do it loudly, do it peacefully. If the police are being aggressive, record it. Film it. Do not react. Because you will not be shown the same leniency as the officers. You will be charged, you will be sentenced, you will be imprisoned. We’re all angry. But you will achieve far more for our cause and country OUTSIDE of prison.

Altogether now!