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sacred transmasculinity is the ftm bear. sacred transfemininity is the mtf wine aunt
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getting ahead of the curve by locking into mtf wine aunt fashion early
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most of the divide between straight and lesbian trans women is fake, exclusively online or relegated to highly specific social circles. I was at a dance club last night and me and my lesbian bestie were grinding on a straight tgirl together and then we queened out in the bathroom
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for the most part we run in different social groups but there's so much overlap that it doesn't actually matter when we're all dancing or organizing or forming friendships. girls is girls baby
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trans women don't call each other men 5 seconds into fighting online challenge difficulty level impossible
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like yeah I get it, divas. you're going for the throat bc it's soooo serious. but as an outsider with no beef at all it's just hacky and not that funny, and the whole point of snooping on beef for me is to laugh at the battle of wits
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my fit for the fall out boy themed drag show going on at Elysium in Austin tonight 💞👩🏼🎤
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me and my top 4
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I like movies but I don't really have the attention span for letterboxd so pls enjoy my thirsty shitpost
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A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.
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Cute video of the day: An American photographer filmed a wolf begging for food from a grizzly. The gray wolf saw the meat and in an instant turned into a playful puppy begging for a piece.
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ok cool. anyway if you’re a cis lesbian who wants a trans gf that’ll top them my dms are open
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if ur cis and u make ur trans gf top ur evil
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I'm built like this if you care
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I know my transition is going well bc I just spend an hour talking to a 60 year old landowner in Oklahoma who was calling me a girl in spite of herself by the end of it
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it makes me so mad that such incredible achievements which should bring us closer to ancient societies are abstracted into “clearly they couldn’t have done this themselves”
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good evening, ladies 😌
to be clear there do exist trans women who like to top and thank god for them, i salute our bravest soldiers, but any t4t lesbian can tell you those girls are RARE
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Jun 10
Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.
I have other plans.
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to all my haters and opps... scoreboard
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I challenged my partner to think of a food that defies your rule (I’m wholly on your side) and she’s now sat with her head in her hands whispering “Aranchini is a salad” so I think you’ve won this
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I'm so far beyond the "is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate that i've created a taxonomic ranking of all foods, sorting them into three kingdoms: Soup, Salad, or Wrap. do not bother debating with me. I am right and you will just embarrass yourself in my mentions.
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two other food categories that immediately come to mind are soups and salads, neither of which are wraps in any meaningful capacity. a soup is mostly liquid foodstuff, and a salad is a mixture of foodstuffs that can be at varying degrees of preparedness during mixture.
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however, a casserole is not meaningfully different from a salad except that the casserole is baked after mixture. I don't think baking is enough to separate casseroles from salads, so a casserole must be a kind of salad. thus pizza is a salad, not a sandwich, which is a wrap
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