I believe in calling anyone out on their crap. I believe that 99% of news people see is crap. I believe that people need sarcasm in their lives.

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Gunther (David) doubling down on being a moron.
Replying to @JohnnyAGI
Read the post again. Read it twice if you still don’t understand. Try reading it slower if that doesn’t work.
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The lady who works at the Capitol can't spell Capitol. 🤦‍♂️
The FBI investigated me just a few days after taking office because I toured the Capital with my family. We can never forget how the Biden FBI was weaponized against the American people and your representatives.
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This is my MAGA hate group. Like and retweet to join.
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Catturd once again calling Trump aliar and a con-artist.
Every person who talks with their hands this exaggerated, is always a a liar and a con-artist.
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In 2029 they will deliver a clean audit today.
Under the previous administration, the Department of Defense’s financial reporting was a disaster — and had been for far too long. That ends today—the WAR DEPARTMENT will deliver a clean audit for our 2028 financial statements.
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Catturd was hoping one of the assassination attempts would be successful, so his prediction came true just once. Even he knows it won't get lower under Trump.
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The clowns at @AspirusHealth are scared of backlash, so they've turned them off on all platforms. Glad you've outed yourselves as pedo protectors. He is saying that the shared values are raping children. If you work there and post in disagreement with that you will be fired. #FAS
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Another lie from old Joshua. He just can't stop. The BREAKING is great too. The other days breaking post was news from 9 years ago. 🤣🤡
🚨BREAKING:🚨Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts has been EXPOSED flying a flag outside his home that says "No Human Being Is Illegal". This comes as The Supreme Court is set to rule on a HIGH PROFILE, PRECEDENT SETTING BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP CASE involving the Trump administration and President Trump's executive order on the controversial issue. It is yet another example of how Justice Roberts is a WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING and a HIGHLY COMPROMISED LIBERAL ACTIVIST IN DISGUISE. America's federal judiciary is the greatest existential threat to our Republic today... IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS NOW!
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Clown admitting and proud that he still sucks Trump's ass. Can't make this crap up. 🤦‍♂️
If you turned on Trump and you sucked his ass for popularity and clicks. Fuck You Signed The Rest Of Us
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When MAGA finally uses you're correctly and they can't use it as the right word. He meant "I am"
Replying to @durr_jacob
You're retarded
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Kristi Noem has been let go by Trump and is obviously struggling. Take easy on her, she not looking well.
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Donald Trump, you bloated orange fuck with a combover wig and a micro-penis god complex—you scammed billions, fucked over contractors, and turned politics into a circus to feed your ego. Your casinos went bust, your university was a fraud, your steaks sucked, and your wall was Mexican-made. You cheated on wives, bragged about pussy grabbing, partied with Epstein, and lie like a rug 'cause you're a narcissistic shitbag. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to Florida, you spray-tanned asshole.
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Losing (loosing for the red hats) a front tooth for a gold medal? I would gladly give up HIS front tooth for a gold medal. Great win for USA! Both men's and women's gold in the same Olympics. 🥇🎉🥅🏒
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Someone was watching the wrong browser window. 🤦‍♂️🤣
Last night’s halftime show was a disgrace and it mocked American families. Depicting gay pornography on prime time has no place in our culture. The Bad Bunny performance is conclusive proof that Puerto Rico should never be a state.
Community note
There was no porn, gay or otherwise, displayed at Super Bowl LX. t.co/ttkpcrgMwC
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MAGA currently boycotting: -Bad Bunny. -NFL. -Olympics. -Grammys. -Dentists. -Education. -Logic. -Competence. -Reality. -Winning.
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The TPUSA Halftime show rehearsal went well. Wonder how the show will go.
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People in Minnesota do this everyday for strangers. Jump start vehicles, push them out when they get stuck, just help people. What they don't do is ask for acknowledgement or a thank you. It's part of who they are. Then, there is these clowns saying "give me attention, I helped."
On January 22, during record-breaking cold temperatures in Shakopee, MN, ICE officers pulled into a local parking lot and noticed a man experiencing car trouble. After discovering that his vehicle had a dead battery, the officers quickly offered their assistance. Using jumper cables from their own vehicle and with help from another community member, they successfully jump-started the car — ensuring he could safely continue on his way.
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This you? @Thiss_Youu
An armed leftist went out with a gun to deliberately interfere with legitimate law enforcement operations, and I’m seeing some “conservatives” on this site claim that it might be ICE’s fault that the guy is now dead. Insane. Some of you people will never fucking learn.
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This idiot just can't help making sure everyone knows he's an idiot. Gotta love these fools.
He shot first. Hence why he's dead.
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I am upping this offer to $15,000. Cmon MAGA. Show me.
If anyone in MAGA can show me where the murder victim pulled his gun on ICE agents I will donate $10,000 to the Republican National Convention or a charity of your choice.
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