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ipad pro jones @ipadprojones

i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account

Joined November 2020
  • Tweets 12,896
  • Following 3,609
  • Followers 9,481
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hush little baby don’t you cry ipad pro jones is going to sing you a lullaby
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farting in the mail man’s mouth
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shoplifting a loaf of bread and turning myself in to the police
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telling the mail man to shut up
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I pushed my wife into a bottomless pit
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I was considered the prime suspect in the crime of the century
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writing a theme tune for myself and singing it everywhere I go
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using various combinations of words to express thoughts and ideas
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ipad pro jones
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science
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I sawed my cock off with an angle grinder for charity
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going in to a bar and ordering a hot dog on the rocks
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saying hello for the sexual thrill
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my boy biscuits
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they made a musical about my life
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they should invent animals that can talk
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I love it when you call me seniorita bro
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butter my biscuit
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bubbles
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sitting on santas lap
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