Part-time retired

Joined July 2015
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6 Feb 2025
u guys realize there is no new money, we just sending our money to each other
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A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70 Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”
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That nigga trump is going to end the war 1 day before the WC final
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Don’t worry bros there’s light at the end of the tunnel
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Lifemaxxing
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Space X will be the biggest EL event ever
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Pain retweeted
Jun 5
just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch
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Crypto, Stocks and Gold are down What a wonderful weekend

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20 Nov 2025
If you liked BTC at 125k, you’re going to love it at 50k
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Sell in may and go away huh?
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Hi
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Pain retweeted
May 18
Unemployed, but living retired
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Man, I miss those times ngl
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Pain retweeted
May 16
"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."
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Everyone is talking about Hanta What about you Hunt some pussy, Nigger
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Keep farming, keep rugging. You will give every penny back to the market or lose the money in another way. You’re not the first and you won’t be the last. God is real
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$joe is looking good

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Good morning Bulls
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