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lulz every few hours or so

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6 May 2023
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20 Nov 2022
<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it <defz> minix?
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20 Nov 2022
<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule
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20 Nov 2022
jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
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20 Nov 2022
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
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19 Nov 2022
<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
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19 Nov 2022
RaspberryClock: The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?
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19 Nov 2022
(@Alpha|grumble): got home to find my flatmate and a big black man doing a 69
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19 Nov 2022
<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
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19 Nov 2022
<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s <Fanboy> cool. <PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337 <Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?
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18 Nov 2022
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? <Mako> insufficient boobage <Grant> That too.
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18 Nov 2022
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
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18 Nov 2022
<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez
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17 Nov 2022
<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!
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17 Nov 2022
(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted
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17 Nov 2022
<@whm> "A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."
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17 Nov 2022
<Unimita> What wobbles and flies? <Unimita> A jellycopter <Unimita> :D
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16 Nov 2022
<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now? Me."
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16 Nov 2022
<boster> what is a good crapy digital camera <ares> the oxymoron 500
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15 Nov 2022
<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay <@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?
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