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Joined October 2015
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Jun 4
Ppl are so eager to offer their supposed expertise in sex/dating whole time they’ll just fuck anyone
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May 28
I play apples to apples like I’m in a polyamorous relationship: I change the rules so cheating is allowed, but only when I do it. And I cry when I lose.
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May 27
Going somewhere you weren’t invited feels so good when ur lowkey a sociopath
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May 24
I walk into my sisters room. Boom, picture of my boss on the wall.
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May 12
Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything
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May 18
But why did you choose to talk about it in the first place? Because you were already— at least subconsciously— into it. You “joked” to test people’s reactions while maintaneing plausible deniability. See: Adam Friedland saying he’s gay
May 17
do not EVER joke about a kink dawg I'm so serious 99% of the time it makes you end up actually being into that shit Do Not Do It
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May 14
The problem with acting like an asshole is that sometimes people mistake you for an asshole
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May 13
“You look just like your mother” So you think my father is sexually attracted to me. Great.
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May 10
A hill I’m willing to die on: Im convinced Younger Gen Z and Gen Alpha are all under 30 years old.
May 9
there’s a much harder and clearer difference between older zoomers and younger zoomers than there is between younger zoomers and all of gen alpha
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May 9
I usually just turn the volume up for louder and down for quieter
May 8
reduce the velocity of the rim on that kick twin
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