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17 Nov 2024
TW: Injuries!
Ok! So!! Sliced my nail off whilst setting up my new industrial guillotine. It was on safety lock, I was paying complete attention whilst my hand was under the blade,
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Jun 13
Fewer more difficult manoeuvres than wriggling down tight sweaty jeans over your ass while you're desperate fer a piss, except getting them back up once you're done
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Jun 13
I need to paint man
I don't think I can name an artist who painted his dogs with as much profound reverance as David Hockney did.
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Jun 12
Sorry to sadpost but I found a rainbow lorikeet in the basket of the lime bike. I was going to ride home. It had clearly gotten stuck between the helmet and the basket. I stopped at a cafe to ask for some gloves and I rode home and buried the bird next to a tree. Really bummed.
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Jun 9
Tree fit vs. my hair
Jun 9
Dressed like absolute garbage and went to get a wash & dry at my hair salon for an intern training session and did not realise it was gonna be a full blowout so my hair looks fucking amazing and I'm wearing brown pants and a green hoodie so I'm dressed like a fucking tree
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Jun 9
You can't have CGI scooby doo anymore because of woke
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Jun 9
Dressed like absolute garbage and went to get a wash & dry at my hair salon for an intern training session and did not realise it was gonna be a full blowout so my hair looks fucking amazing and I'm wearing brown pants and a green hoodie so I'm dressed like a fucking tree
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Jun 6
Took my dog for her last wee and could hear a car turn into my street playing what I can only describe as "YouTuber background music snippets best of 2014" on full blast
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Jun 6
I'm actually scared of people who can do this like literally how do you come up with it in your brain all I can think of is an apple with kind eyes and a friendly but sad smile
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Jun 5
Only issue so far with the new laptop is that it feels like it's a full kilo heavier than the old one and I already have a bag that's way too heavy
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Jun 5
What I wanna know is why is Dick Smith the electronics store trying to sell me pet insurance
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Jun 4
I'm macmaxxing
Jun 4
Update it is done it decided after an hour that it was being dramatic and estimated a far more reasonable 3.5 hours
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Jun 4
Decided to transfer my data to my new laptop at the top of the workday thinking it would take 90 mins tops. Reader it's estimating SEVENTEEN HOURS AND COUNTING
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Jun 4
I'm birthdaymaxxing this year, I'm having four parties, I'm turning thirty, I'm birthday's georg
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RUBY PH retweeted
June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become
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Jun 3
I'm fuckin crying man I've spent my entire life thinking Jeremy Renner of the Jeremy Renner App was Jason Bourne only to find out at minute 5 of my first watch of The Bourne Identity that it is MATT DAMON my whole entire worldview has shifted in moments😂😂😂😂😂
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