Software Testing, Board Games, Parenting, Jayhawks, Video Stores and Arcades. What's good! He/him

Joined March 2009
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Hey @Wendys! Any chance you could put the oatmeal bar back on the list of side dishes for breakfast combos? It is the best thing in your bakery and makes a great midday snack. :-)
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Yeah I don't think I'm going to be using this platform anymore
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This might be my last post here Wordle 1,252 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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JOHNNY'S AN AMERICAN #Election2024
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Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"
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Realizing that TFG actually dressed up twice as "Person with hourly wage" as a Halloween costume / stunt. #TFG
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I hope someone is investigating this place 🔽🔽🔽
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I love twitter bc where else can I, an person with two graduate degrees from Harvard in both infectious disease epidemiology and biostatistics, be assured I am wrong about infectious disease epi and statistics by a software engineer who has “read multiple FDA package inserts”
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A $450 billion contract would indeed be a record.
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30 Oct 2024
Vice President Harris: The patriots at Normandy, Selma, Seneca Falls, and Stonewall… They did not sacrifice only to see us cede our freedoms and submit to the will of another petty tyrant. The United States is the greatest idea humanity ever devised. In 7 days, let us turn the page and start writing the next great chapter in the most extraordinary story ever told 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Harvest has been an amazing game. It's like Richard Scarry's busytown made Stardew Valley as a tabletop game. I'm all in! I just backed Harvest: Fall Festival Golden Edition on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/key…
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On "racist jokes about white people": If someone cracks that my people: 1) dance poorly 2) make boring food 3) have bad footwear It might be unclever, but I've never heard of anyone being denied an interview, a mortgage, or a ballot because of that stuff.
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You’re opening for Trump by calling Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage. 4,000 Puerto Ricans died under him. This isn’t the comedy store. You’re using your set to boost neo-Nazis like MTG & stripping women’s rights to the Stone Age. Your “sense of humor” doesn’t change that.
These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.
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So... That doesn't look promising at the half. #Seahawks
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“MacDonalds”
21 Oct 2024
Trump is winning right now. He goes to MacDonalds and the Left and media melt down -- and meanwhile, she's doing birthday parties with Stevie Wonder. Which do you think is most likely to connect with swing voters?
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Irrational Robot retweeted
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Let Russ cook
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Y’all out here critiquing Kamala like your guy didn’t just stand on stage and sway to elevator music for 30 mins.
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Irrational Robot retweeted
After multiple people passed out at this Trump Townhall, instead of taking questions, he just played the following songs while standing and swaying on stage: Ave Maria Time To Say Goodbye It's A Man's World YMCA Hallelujah Nothing Compares 2 U An American Trilogy Rich Men North of Richmond November Rain Memory from Cats
Trump at his town hall: "Let's not do any more questions. Let's just listen to music. Who the hell wants to hear questions?"
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